BoringKate
@boringkate.com
One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
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BoringKate
@boringkate.com
· Dec 6
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Ranking forms of sex
F-TIER) When you use your meat in meatspace
C-TIER) When you use a webcam
B-TIER) What hip young queer furries do in VRChat
A-TIER) Married boomer cishet men having lesbian sex together in Second Life
S-TIER) Two hypersexual spam bots trying fruitlessly to scam each other
F-TIER) When you use your meat in meatspace
C-TIER) When you use a webcam
B-TIER) What hip young queer furries do in VRChat
A-TIER) Married boomer cishet men having lesbian sex together in Second Life
S-TIER) Two hypersexual spam bots trying fruitlessly to scam each other
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Ranking forms of sex
F-TIER) When you use your meat in meatspace
C-TIER) When you use a webcam
B-TIER) What hip young queer furries do in VRChat
A-TIER) Married boomer cishet men having lesbian sex together in Second Life
S-TIER) Two hypersexual spam bots trying fruitlessly to scam each other
F-TIER) When you use your meat in meatspace
C-TIER) When you use a webcam
B-TIER) What hip young queer furries do in VRChat
A-TIER) Married boomer cishet men having lesbian sex together in Second Life
S-TIER) Two hypersexual spam bots trying fruitlessly to scam each other
I imagine this would give even more people boners!
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I imagine this would give even more people boners!
Y'all hear about power structures? Fucked up. They do give a lot of people boners tho!
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Y'all hear about power structures? Fucked up. They do give a lot of people boners tho!
How to thirst and flirt: "You're so fucking hot! You're an absolute goddess!"
How NOT to thirst and flirt: "It's so over for me. I'll never look like you. Should I end it?"
Learn the difference!
Only one will get you laid!
How NOT to thirst and flirt: "It's so over for me. I'll never look like you. Should I end it?"
Learn the difference!
Only one will get you laid!
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
How to thirst and flirt: "You're so fucking hot! You're an absolute goddess!"
How NOT to thirst and flirt: "It's so over for me. I'll never look like you. Should I end it?"
Learn the difference!
Only one will get you laid!
How NOT to thirst and flirt: "It's so over for me. I'll never look like you. Should I end it?"
Learn the difference!
Only one will get you laid!
I love a task that can be completed while waiting for something else.
Putting away laundry? I'd rather die.
Putting away laundry while waiting for a frozen pizza to cook? Sure! I'll do it gladly! I mean I've gotta do something to fill the time!
Putting away laundry? I'd rather die.
Putting away laundry while waiting for a frozen pizza to cook? Sure! I'll do it gladly! I mean I've gotta do something to fill the time!
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I love a task that can be completed while waiting for something else.
Putting away laundry? I'd rather die.
Putting away laundry while waiting for a frozen pizza to cook? Sure! I'll do it gladly! I mean I've gotta do something to fill the time!
Putting away laundry? I'd rather die.
Putting away laundry while waiting for a frozen pizza to cook? Sure! I'll do it gladly! I mean I've gotta do something to fill the time!
Maybe we can come to a mutually beneficial arrangement... You scratch my back and I'll suck your dick :3 (there's no way any of you could ever have suspected this, but I secretly really wanna suck it, so I'm always coming out ahead)
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Maybe we can come to a mutually beneficial arrangement... You scratch my back and I'll suck your dick :3 (there's no way any of you could ever have suspected this, but I secretly really wanna suck it, so I'm always coming out ahead)
It's not enough to think consumerism is hollow or cringe. You have to be an anarchist or communist or anarcho communist. You also have to meow. I know you said you're a puppy, but that's not enough. You have to wear the cat ears on top your puppy ears. You wanna be a good kitty for me, right, puppy?
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's not enough to think consumerism is hollow or cringe. You have to be an anarchist or communist or anarcho communist. You also have to meow. I know you said you're a puppy, but that's not enough. You have to wear the cat ears on top your puppy ears. You wanna be a good kitty for me, right, puppy?
Anyone who's masturbated to me rules! You're members of a highly prestigious club! You should bond over it by making out with each other! Let me watch while you do it too! I'm pushing your faces together rn Challengers style!
BTW I'm also a member, so you gotta make out with me too!
BTW I'm also a member, so you gotta make out with me too!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Anyone who's masturbated to me rules! You're members of a highly prestigious club! You should bond over it by making out with each other! Let me watch while you do it too! I'm pushing your faces together rn Challengers style!
BTW I'm also a member, so you gotta make out with me too!
BTW I'm also a member, so you gotta make out with me too!
*blasts you with my good girl laser beam and permanently transforms you into a good girl*
*you don't feel any different and don't perceivably change in any way*
*you don't feel any different and don't perceivably change in any way*
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
*blasts you with my good girl laser beam and permanently transforms you into a good girl*
*you don't feel any different and don't perceivably change in any way*
*you don't feel any different and don't perceivably change in any way*
Bizzaro world type shit. You're smart and good and everybody with good taste likes you!!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Bizzaro world type shit. You're smart and good and everybody with good taste likes you!!!
Forced to get a good night's sleep 😈
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Forced to get a good night's sleep 😈
Peak romance is um when two girls endure a horrible ordeal together that leaves them both irreparably damaged in a way that makes it difficult for them to relate to anyone other than each other!
*a sad horn sound plays and I'm kicked off the game show for not choosing the "expensive dinner" option*
*a sad horn sound plays and I'm kicked off the game show for not choosing the "expensive dinner" option*
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Peak romance is um when two girls endure a horrible ordeal together that leaves them both irreparably damaged in a way that makes it difficult for them to relate to anyone other than each other!
*a sad horn sound plays and I'm kicked off the game show for not choosing the "expensive dinner" option*
*a sad horn sound plays and I'm kicked off the game show for not choosing the "expensive dinner" option*
Forced tomboyification. All the pink clad high femmes are gonna gang up on you and make you wear cargo pants and then they're gonna sexualize you for wearing cargo pants.
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Forced tomboyification. All the pink clad high femmes are gonna gang up on you and make you wear cargo pants and then they're gonna sexualize you for wearing cargo pants.
Immediately before masturbating: I have so much respect for her and the work she does.
Immediately before cumming: Oh fuck I wanna eat whipped cream out of her gaped asshole!
Immediately after cumming: I kinda still want whipped cream. I think I might just be hungry.
Immediately before cumming: Oh fuck I wanna eat whipped cream out of her gaped asshole!
Immediately after cumming: I kinda still want whipped cream. I think I might just be hungry.
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Immediately before masturbating: I have so much respect for her and the work she does.
Immediately before cumming: Oh fuck I wanna eat whipped cream out of her gaped asshole!
Immediately after cumming: I kinda still want whipped cream. I think I might just be hungry.
Immediately before cumming: Oh fuck I wanna eat whipped cream out of her gaped asshole!
Immediately after cumming: I kinda still want whipped cream. I think I might just be hungry.
Legally speaking? You should be allowed to say "it isn't relevant anymore, but the word I couldn't remember 34 minutes ago was [blank]" without it being seen as a non sequitur.
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Legally speaking? You should be allowed to say "it isn't relevant anymore, but the word I couldn't remember 34 minutes ago was [blank]" without it being seen as a non sequitur.
"They must have been high when they wrote this!" is such a weak and cliche response to anything even mildly WEIRD or RANDOM (it's such a pet peeve of mine), but it has to be conceeded that they were on acid when they wrote Head (1968) lol
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"They must have been high when they wrote this!" is such a weak and cliche response to anything even mildly WEIRD or RANDOM (it's such a pet peeve of mine), but it has to be conceeded that they were on acid when they wrote Head (1968) lol
Sending the twinks to the beach that makes you old for just a minute so that they'll come back as hot MILFs.
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Sending the twinks to the beach that makes you old for just a minute so that they'll come back as hot MILFs.
Imagine if a girl magically grew a dick! That'd be so hot!
Then she'd have two penises :3
Then she'd have two penises :3
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Imagine if a girl magically grew a dick! That'd be so hot!
Then she'd have two penises :3
Then she'd have two penises :3
*orgasms*
That sure was fun (golly gee I love porn) and I came totally dry (golly gee I love hrt)! I guess I'll put my penis away now!
*five minutes later*
Why is my fupa all slippery and sloppy and slimey???
That sure was fun (golly gee I love porn) and I came totally dry (golly gee I love hrt)! I guess I'll put my penis away now!
*five minutes later*
Why is my fupa all slippery and sloppy and slimey???
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
*orgasms*
That sure was fun (golly gee I love porn) and I came totally dry (golly gee I love hrt)! I guess I'll put my penis away now!
*five minutes later*
Why is my fupa all slippery and sloppy and slimey???
That sure was fun (golly gee I love porn) and I came totally dry (golly gee I love hrt)! I guess I'll put my penis away now!
*five minutes later*
Why is my fupa all slippery and sloppy and slimey???
I think stage plays would benefit from unsimulated sex scenes.
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I think stage plays would benefit from unsimulated sex scenes.
Today is the nine (9) year anniversary of me getting my own apartment and moving out of my parent's basement :3
THANK YOU PORNOGRAPHY!
THANK YOU EXOGENOUS HORMONES!
THANK YOU CHASERS!
THANK YOU PORNOGRAPHY!
THANK YOU EXOGENOUS HORMONES!
THANK YOU CHASERS!
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Today is the nine (9) year anniversary of me getting my own apartment and moving out of my parent's basement :3
THANK YOU PORNOGRAPHY!
THANK YOU EXOGENOUS HORMONES!
THANK YOU CHASERS!
THANK YOU PORNOGRAPHY!
THANK YOU EXOGENOUS HORMONES!
THANK YOU CHASERS!