BoringKate
@boringkate.com
One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
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Reskeet if you love trans porn!
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reskeet if you love trans porn!
I think more girls should have underground lairs.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I think more girls should have underground lairs.
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
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Life would be so different if pokemon were real.
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Life would be so different if pokemon were real.
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Reduce boys: Early intervention is essential for preventing potential boys from becoming boys.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Reduce boys: Early intervention is essential for preventing potential boys from becoming boys.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
Got a spicy snack that had a silica gel pack inside of it. The kind that says "do not eat" on it.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Got a spicy snack that had a silica gel pack inside of it. The kind that says "do not eat" on it.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
The girl reading this is so adorable! I hope she gets off to weird porn! 😍💖
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The girl reading this is so adorable! I hope she gets off to weird porn! 😍💖
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into you" <- I stroke to a lot of porno girls and now sometimes the girls that I stroke to tell me that they stroke to me too (I assume that Nietzsche was referring to buttholes when he mentioned an abyss).
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into you" <- I stroke to a lot of porno girls and now sometimes the girls that I stroke to tell me that they stroke to me too (I assume that Nietzsche was referring to buttholes when he mentioned an abyss).
It's wild that we might actually live to see the true year of Linux on the desktop and it's because a game company wants to make sure that nothing interrupts their near monopoly on pc video game sales (from which they take a 30% cut + an upfront $100 fee).
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It's wild that we might actually live to see the true year of Linux on the desktop and it's because a game company wants to make sure that nothing interrupts their near monopoly on pc video game sales (from which they take a 30% cut + an upfront $100 fee).
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
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It's cool how the origin story for every beloved 80s property is "well Ronald Reagan got children's television deregulated, so there was this show that was designed to sell toys to people that aren't yet fully capable of understanding when they're being advertised to."
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's cool how the origin story for every beloved 80s property is "well Ronald Reagan got children's television deregulated, so there was this show that was designed to sell toys to people that aren't yet fully capable of understanding when they're being advertised to."
Cool tough mature older woman voice: I don't wanna go to the nether. It's scary. I just wanna dig tunnels.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Cool tough mature older woman voice: I don't wanna go to the nether. It's scary. I just wanna dig tunnels.
Kicked out of the confessional booth for going into too much detail about what porn I've been watching, for bringing too many examples, and for demonstrating my technique.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Kicked out of the confessional booth for going into too much detail about what porn I've been watching, for bringing too many examples, and for demonstrating my technique.
*blasts you with my cat girl ray and it makes it so that anyone who hears you speak thinks you're just meowing*
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
*blasts you with my cat girl ray and it makes it so that anyone who hears you speak thinks you're just meowing*
Your gf is out of town and you want me to help you cheat? Gosh! That sounds like fun!~
Okay. So what we're going to do is get you set up with a wifi enabled buttplug. I'll be sending you the answers using morse code. I think we can make it work, but you're going to have to act totally unfazed.
Okay. So what we're going to do is get you set up with a wifi enabled buttplug. I'll be sending you the answers using morse code. I think we can make it work, but you're going to have to act totally unfazed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Your gf is out of town and you want me to help you cheat? Gosh! That sounds like fun!~
Okay. So what we're going to do is get you set up with a wifi enabled buttplug. I'll be sending you the answers using morse code. I think we can make it work, but you're going to have to act totally unfazed.
Okay. So what we're going to do is get you set up with a wifi enabled buttplug. I'll be sending you the answers using morse code. I think we can make it work, but you're going to have to act totally unfazed.
Never relent! No fatality is in vain! The war on Christmas can be won!
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Never relent! No fatality is in vain! The war on Christmas can be won!
An actionable threat: These boots are made for walkin and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
An actionable threat: These boots are made for walkin and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
Need a live in pet stoner gf that I can tell to blaze it when it's 9:11 pm.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Need a live in pet stoner gf that I can tell to blaze it when it's 9:11 pm.
You're allowed to save (even repost) anything I post publicly (unpaywalled). You're allowed to cum tribute me (and then post those cum tributes). You're allowed to machine generate porn of me. You're allowed to write fanfic about me. You're allowed to think about me when you have sex with your wife.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You're allowed to save (even repost) anything I post publicly (unpaywalled). You're allowed to cum tribute me (and then post those cum tributes). You're allowed to machine generate porn of me. You're allowed to write fanfic about me. You're allowed to think about me when you have sex with your wife.
You can tell that bluesky is thriving (destined to become the preeminent social media platform) and that tumblr is a wasteland (never having recovered from the porn ban) because my silly little posts will get a couple dozen likes on here when they only got like five thousand notes on tumblr.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You can tell that bluesky is thriving (destined to become the preeminent social media platform) and that tumblr is a wasteland (never having recovered from the porn ban) because my silly little posts will get a couple dozen likes on here when they only got like five thousand notes on tumblr.
Penises? In my mouth? It's more likely than you think.
Free PC check!
Free PC check!
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Penises? In my mouth? It's more likely than you think.
Free PC check!
Free PC check!
People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.
You're allowed to wear cheap clothes, old clothes, ugly clothes, poorly fitting clothes. Whatever. Not being "fashionable" or even "well dressed" isn't a moral failing. You're a weirdo if you give people a hard time over that shit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You're allowed to wear cheap clothes, old clothes, ugly clothes, poorly fitting clothes. Whatever. Not being "fashionable" or even "well dressed" isn't a moral failing. You're a weirdo if you give people a hard time over that shit.