The Porcelain Dalmatian
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Behold, I am the Porcelain Dalmatian. All with less than $146 shall bow before me, or take the rest on gift certificate
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Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
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Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
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If this evidence ever sees the light of day, I want prosecutors, judges, and juries to see it, but I have absolutely no interest in viewing any of it.
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If this evidence ever sees the light of day, I want prosecutors, judges, and juries to see it, but I have absolutely no interest in viewing any of it.
If @jimmykimmel.com is smart tonight, he'll give every audience member a free bottle of Tylenol™️, then do a full hour on the Epstein Files, featuring interviews with the victims.
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If @jimmykimmel.com is smart tonight, he'll give every audience member a free bottle of Tylenol™️, then do a full hour on the Epstein Files, featuring interviews with the victims.
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Every proof-of-life photo the White House releases is so lifeless. They should pose him like Guy Blank in Strangers with Candy
September 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every proof-of-life photo the White House releases is so lifeless. They should pose him like Guy Blank in Strangers with Candy
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BREAKING - Zelensky:
“Russia must end this war, which it itself started.”
“Russia must end this war, which it itself started.”
August 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
BREAKING - Zelensky:
“Russia must end this war, which it itself started.”
“Russia must end this war, which it itself started.”
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MAGA:
hoagie assault > attacking the U.S. Capitol and trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power
hoagie assault > attacking the U.S. Capitol and trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power
You’re joking right? J6 folks served plenty of time, many for doing far less than hoagie man. You abused your power by letting your partisan stripes show.
August 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
MAGA:
hoagie assault > attacking the U.S. Capitol and trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power
hoagie assault > attacking the U.S. Capitol and trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power
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Trump's nominee to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics, E.J. Antoni, pictured at the January 6 Capitol insurrection:
August 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Trump's nominee to run the Bureau of Labor Statistics, E.J. Antoni, pictured at the January 6 Capitol insurrection:
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LEAVE DC ALONE
Police have set up a checkpoint and appear to be stopping every single car on 14th st NW, between W+V, here in northwest DC. Some cars are being pulled over after being stopped.
Some police are wearing “HSI police” vests (Homeland Security Investigations)
Some police are wearing “HSI police” vests (Homeland Security Investigations)
August 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
LEAVE DC ALONE
America will not die because Donald Trump is a tyrant. It will die because Democrats are too cowardly to take up arms against him.
August 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
America will not die because Donald Trump is a tyrant. It will die because Democrats are too cowardly to take up arms against him.
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The 2nd Ammendment has insured that America is full of armed patriots so when the government oversteps and becomes tyrannical, they can join in, support it, and then go home and cuddle their gun.
August 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The 2nd Ammendment has insured that America is full of armed patriots so when the government oversteps and becomes tyrannical, they can join in, support it, and then go home and cuddle their gun.
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My only shock is that has-been Dean Cain made enough money to not pay that much tax.
August 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My only shock is that has-been Dean Cain made enough money to not pay that much tax.
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She's such a sick asshole. Her rid of her.
August 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
She's such a sick asshole. Her rid of her.
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Is the coming American line going to be that Russia "earned" the parts of Ukraine they stole via an illegal invasion?
NATO Ambassador Matthew Whitaker on Ukraine's territorial concessions: "No big chunks or sections are going to be just given that haven't been fought for or earned on the battlefield."
August 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Is the coming American line going to be that Russia "earned" the parts of Ukraine they stole via an illegal invasion?
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yeah today it's a reactionary thing mostly, but for a long fuckin' time until *very* recently there was way too much tolerance for this shit in left and liberal spaces. from "oh it's not harming anyone" to "different ways of knowing". RFK jr fucking came from that milieu.
August 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
yeah today it's a reactionary thing mostly, but for a long fuckin' time until *very* recently there was way too much tolerance for this shit in left and liberal spaces. from "oh it's not harming anyone" to "different ways of knowing". RFK jr fucking came from that milieu.
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I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.
"The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) today announced the beginning of a coordinated wind-down of its mRNA vaccine development activities...."
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
August 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.
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WTF. So if Russia invaded and killed civilians to get a piece of Ukrainian territory, that’s earning it?
NATO Ambassador Matthew Whitaker on Ukraine's territorial concessions: "No big chunks or sections are going to be just given that haven't been fought for or earned on the battlefield."
August 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
WTF. So if Russia invaded and killed civilians to get a piece of Ukrainian territory, that’s earning it?
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responding to “you suck black dick and have aids” with “I don’t have aids” is incredible. “you got fingered in a hotel lobby at a TPUSA event” is incredible. “you’re a disgusting feminist whore with a jezebel spirit who uses filters in all of her videos” is one of the best lines I’ve ever heard
August 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
responding to “you suck black dick and have aids” with “I don’t have aids” is incredible. “you got fingered in a hotel lobby at a TPUSA event” is incredible. “you’re a disgusting feminist whore with a jezebel spirit who uses filters in all of her videos” is one of the best lines I’ve ever heard
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Trump: "The crime numbers [in D.C.] get worse."
Official statistics: Violent crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low.
The Trump regime is inventing lies to justify military control over our cities. It's what dictators do.
Official statistics: Violent crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low.
The Trump regime is inventing lies to justify military control over our cities. It's what dictators do.
Trump: “The Mayor of D.C., Muriel Bowser, is a good person who has tried, but she has been given many chances, and the Crime Numbers get worse, and the City only gets dirtier and less attractive. The American Public is not going to put up with it any longer.“
August 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trump: "The crime numbers [in D.C.] get worse."
Official statistics: Violent crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low.
The Trump regime is inventing lies to justify military control over our cities. It's what dictators do.
Official statistics: Violent crime in D.C. is at a 30-year low.
The Trump regime is inventing lies to justify military control over our cities. It's what dictators do.
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Could refusing to sell a pierogi to a child sex predator be considered a war crime of starvation? This George Washington University professor thinks so.
August 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Could refusing to sell a pierogi to a child sex predator be considered a war crime of starvation? This George Washington University professor thinks so.
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Well, the known liar and child sex abuser has spoken! Case closed, no need to listen to victims or look at evidence.
abcnews.go.com/US/trump-adm...
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Ghislaine Maxwell told DOJ Trump never did anything concerning around her: Sources
During her interview with the DOJ last month, former Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell said nothing that would be harmful to President Trump, sources say.
abcnews.go.com
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Well, the known liar and child sex abuser has spoken! Case closed, no need to listen to victims or look at evidence.
abcnews.go.com/US/trump-adm...
abcnews.go.com/US/trump-adm...
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I think we can know murder is wrong without the Ten Commandments in government buildings.
August 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think we can know murder is wrong without the Ten Commandments in government buildings.
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“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]
theonion.com
July 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...
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July 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM