The Porcelain Dalmatian
@porcdalmatian.bsky.social
Behold, I am the Porcelain Dalmatian. All with less than $146 shall bow before me, or take the rest on gift certificate
And through it all, that horse-faced Dana Bash just sits there like a deer in the god damned headlights 
August 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
And through it all, that horse-faced Dana Bash just sits there like a deer in the god damned headlights 
July 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Big, if true.....
July 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Big, if true.....
Sometimes, cropping is everything…..
May 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sometimes, cropping is everything…..
JFC on a popsicle stick.
There are thousands of journalists who would give their left testicle for an opinion column at the New York Times. How in the world can we not get rid of Ross Douchehat?
There are thousands of journalists who would give their left testicle for an opinion column at the New York Times. How in the world can we not get rid of Ross Douchehat?
April 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
JFC on a popsicle stick.
There are thousands of journalists who would give their left testicle for an opinion column at the New York Times. How in the world can we not get rid of Ross Douchehat?
There are thousands of journalists who would give their left testicle for an opinion column at the New York Times. How in the world can we not get rid of Ross Douchehat?
As a victory lap?
April 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
As a victory lap?
Addressed that too
April 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Addressed that too
Shot/Chaser
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Shot/Chaser
Elon Musk is just Mike Lindell with more money. Discuss… 
March 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Elon Musk is just Mike Lindell with more money. Discuss… 
That moment you realize you’re sitting on the wet spot where JD Vance fucked the couch……
March 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
That moment you realize you’re sitting on the wet spot where JD Vance fucked the couch……
C’mon, #NYTSpellingBee - everyone knows that “judgina” is the definition of a female jurist’s vagina. It’s a perfectly cromulent word!
March 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
C’mon, #NYTSpellingBee - everyone knows that “judgina” is the definition of a female jurist’s vagina. It’s a perfectly cromulent word!
According to the DOE website, his name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
According to the DOE website, his name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
According to the DOE website, this guy’s name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
According to the DOE website, his name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
According to the DOE website, his name is James Hairfield from the OFO decision. Here is his contact info. Let’s track down his home address too.
Do your worst
Do your worst
February 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There is still time…..
February 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There is still time…..
It would be totally inappropriate to post wanted posters of these kids faces all over Washington DC, with a telephone number people could call to give their home address and phone numbers.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.
February 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It would be totally inappropriate to post wanted posters of these kids faces all over Washington DC, with a telephone number people could call to give their home address and phone numbers.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.
It would be totally inappropriate to post wanted posters of these kids faces all over Washington DC, with a telephone number people could call to give their home address and phone numbers.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.
February 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It would be totally inappropriate to post wanted posters of these kids faces all over Washington DC, with a telephone number people could call to give their home address and phone numbers.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.
It would be a terrible violation.
Don’t do it.
Please.
No, really.