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@poopcorn.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Ally. Poop joke connoisseur.
There’s nothing in Teladoc’s TOS that specifically says you can’t video chat your doctor while actively shitting on the toilet.
August 20, 2023 at 2:48 PM
At my house, we say “time to dump the manure truck” when we are headed to the bathroom.
August 20, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Please, I join a movement every morning on the toilet.
August 17, 2023 at 2:13 PM
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How about a “Where’s Waldo?” where instead of an outfit that stands out, you just look for disgusted faces in a crowd that center around a man that has a grin like he just shit his pants, because he just shit his pants.
August 16, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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He was a boy. She was a gorl. Can Gru make it any more obvious?
August 16, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Pushed a little too hard for comfort this morning.

Breaking out the 11-grain, multigrain bread for this morning’s toast.
August 15, 2023 at 2:40 PM
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Artist’s rendering of activating the bidet at the same time my bowels evacuate.
August 7, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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IBS means your household has a color coded alert system and you announce when the bathroom must be free (I am on the shitter)
August 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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Coffee brings the shits the moment it hits my lips.
August 13, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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Who called it “coffee” and not “poop soup”?
August 13, 2023 at 3:41 PM
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I am backed up with poop jokes.
August 14, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Maybe I’ll change my handle to “X” cus it looks like a butthole.
August 14, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Gonna pull an Elon and rebrand this account to a poop joke account.
August 14, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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A few years ago I looked up the girl who was a bully in middle school, but in a really boring way. Like most of her mean comebacks came from Claire’s keychains.

Turns out she’s exactly the same, it’s just reposting snide Minion memes now
August 1, 2023 at 3:23 PM
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You’ve heard of mommy milkers. Get ready for
August 1, 2023 at 1:44 PM
can you post pictures of cock on here?
July 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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I honestly see both sides of the flat earth debate.
July 15, 2023 at 8:04 PM
comedy peaked at “Step Brothers”.
July 15, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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Not to brag but I've been clean from hard drugs for 17 years as of today. Okay, I lied. I'm bragging.
July 15, 2023 at 2:02 PM
what is up fellow young people?
July 15, 2023 at 7:23 PM
What are we all doing here?
July 15, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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How can I pay for the rapture to start immediately?
July 15, 2023 at 5:06 PM