There’s nothing in Teladoc’s TOS that specifically says you can’t video chat your doctor while actively shitting on the toilet.
August 20, 2023 at 2:48 PM
There’s nothing in Teladoc’s TOS that specifically says you can’t video chat your doctor while actively shitting on the toilet.
At my house, we say “time to dump the manure truck” when we are headed to the bathroom.
August 20, 2023 at 2:43 PM
At my house, we say “time to dump the manure truck” when we are headed to the bathroom.
Please, I join a movement every morning on the toilet.
August 17, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Please, I join a movement every morning on the toilet.
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How about a “Where’s Waldo?” where instead of an outfit that stands out, you just look for disgusted faces in a crowd that center around a man that has a grin like he just shit his pants, because he just shit his pants.
August 16, 2023 at 3:58 PM
How about a “Where’s Waldo?” where instead of an outfit that stands out, you just look for disgusted faces in a crowd that center around a man that has a grin like he just shit his pants, because he just shit his pants.
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He was a boy. She was a gorl. Can Gru make it any more obvious?
August 16, 2023 at 3:51 PM
He was a boy. She was a gorl. Can Gru make it any more obvious?
Pushed a little too hard for comfort this morning.
Breaking out the 11-grain, multigrain bread for this morning’s toast.
Breaking out the 11-grain, multigrain bread for this morning’s toast.
August 15, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Pushed a little too hard for comfort this morning.
Breaking out the 11-grain, multigrain bread for this morning’s toast.
Breaking out the 11-grain, multigrain bread for this morning’s toast.
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Artist’s rendering of activating the bidet at the same time my bowels evacuate.
August 7, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Artist’s rendering of activating the bidet at the same time my bowels evacuate.
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IBS means your household has a color coded alert system and you announce when the bathroom must be free (I am on the shitter)
August 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
IBS means your household has a color coded alert system and you announce when the bathroom must be free (I am on the shitter)
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Coffee brings the shits the moment it hits my lips.
August 13, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Coffee brings the shits the moment it hits my lips.
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Who called it “coffee” and not “poop soup”?
August 13, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Who called it “coffee” and not “poop soup”?
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I am backed up with poop jokes.
August 14, 2023 at 1:27 PM
I am backed up with poop jokes.
Maybe I’ll change my handle to “X” cus it looks like a butthole.
August 14, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Maybe I’ll change my handle to “X” cus it looks like a butthole.
Gonna pull an Elon and rebrand this account to a poop joke account.
August 14, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Gonna pull an Elon and rebrand this account to a poop joke account.
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A few years ago I looked up the girl who was a bully in middle school, but in a really boring way. Like most of her mean comebacks came from Claire’s keychains.
Turns out she’s exactly the same, it’s just reposting snide Minion memes now
Turns out she’s exactly the same, it’s just reposting snide Minion memes now
August 1, 2023 at 3:23 PM
A few years ago I looked up the girl who was a bully in middle school, but in a really boring way. Like most of her mean comebacks came from Claire’s keychains.
Turns out she’s exactly the same, it’s just reposting snide Minion memes now
Turns out she’s exactly the same, it’s just reposting snide Minion memes now
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You’ve heard of mommy milkers. Get ready for
August 1, 2023 at 1:44 PM
You’ve heard of mommy milkers. Get ready for
can you post pictures of cock on here?
July 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
can you post pictures of cock on here?
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I honestly see both sides of the flat earth debate.
July 15, 2023 at 8:04 PM
I honestly see both sides of the flat earth debate.
comedy peaked at “Step Brothers”.
July 15, 2023 at 8:22 PM
comedy peaked at “Step Brothers”.
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Not to brag but I've been clean from hard drugs for 17 years as of today. Okay, I lied. I'm bragging.
July 15, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Not to brag but I've been clean from hard drugs for 17 years as of today. Okay, I lied. I'm bragging.
what is up fellow young people?
July 15, 2023 at 7:23 PM
what is up fellow young people?
What are we all doing here?
July 15, 2023 at 7:16 PM
What are we all doing here?
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How can I pay for the rapture to start immediately?
July 15, 2023 at 5:06 PM
How can I pay for the rapture to start immediately?