PonyBoii
@ponyboiking.bsky.social
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Looking for my future ex wife
Looking for my future ex wife
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naps are wasted on the youth
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
naps are wasted on the youth
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It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.
I showed my brother Ne-Yo and he said “this is some 80s music” 😭
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 AM
I showed my brother Ne-Yo and he said “this is some 80s music” 😭
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January 20, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Me: "My biggest weakness? Hmmm..let me think...well, some people say I’m delusional."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
January 20, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Me: "My biggest weakness? Hmmm..let me think...well, some people say I’m delusional."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
Uber driver: "I didn’t say anything, ma'am."
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ME JOINING THE HIVE MIND: sup
HIVE MIND: no thank you
HIVE MIND: no thank you
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
ME JOINING THE HIVE MIND: sup
HIVE MIND: no thank you
HIVE MIND: no thank you
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Suffered cosmic loss yet continues holding it together quite impressively.
-me, updating my dating profile
-me, updating my dating profile
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Suffered cosmic loss yet continues holding it together quite impressively.
-me, updating my dating profile
-me, updating my dating profile
I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed in my sleep. Why?
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever sneezed in my sleep. Why?
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The apology world tour of the next Dem president is going to be bigger than the Eras Tour.
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The apology world tour of the next Dem president is going to be bigger than the Eras Tour.
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[jamming on guitar]
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
[jamming on guitar]
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
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We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
We were so focused on 1984 that we forgot about Animal Farm
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i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
Thanos wouldn’t have done any of that shit if he was really scared of his mom
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Thanos wouldn’t have done any of that shit if he was really scared of his mom
My parents keep mentioning that I don’t have any kids but what they don’t know is that I’m terrified of women
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 AM
My parents keep mentioning that I don’t have any kids but what they don’t know is that I’m terrified of women
What’s the statistical probability that I’m just being a lil bitch?
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
What’s the statistical probability that I’m just being a lil bitch?
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drink water
skeet butthole
fight fascism
skeet butthole
fight fascism
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
drink water
skeet butthole
fight fascism
skeet butthole
fight fascism
IM SHOOTING MY SHOT BUT IM SHOOTING BLANKS
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
IM SHOOTING MY SHOT BUT IM SHOOTING BLANKS
To become one with the fungus once again
June 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
To become one with the fungus once again
Women do not want an alpha. They want someone with a CEO mindset.
Love becomes capitalism. Affection becomes money.
Worship corporate
Love becomes capitalism. Affection becomes money.
Worship corporate
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Women do not want an alpha. They want someone with a CEO mindset.
Love becomes capitalism. Affection becomes money.
Worship corporate
Love becomes capitalism. Affection becomes money.
Worship corporate
I simply vibed my way there
March 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I simply vibed my way there