PWinks
@polyphemuswinks.bsky.social
ex-Californian wedged into an unmarked crevasse below the Bible Belt, like chewed gum under a café table
Pronouns: us, them, y'all
No DMs. No porn. No crypto.
Pronouns: us, them, y'all
No DMs. No porn. No crypto.
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I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
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The richest person in the country should get executed by law at the end of every week or even every day. That way they'd all be competing to out-charity each other. It's just sensible public policy.
March 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The richest person in the country should get executed by law at the end of every week or even every day. That way they'd all be competing to out-charity each other. It's just sensible public policy.
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If they want to keep shoving women back into the kitchen, I bet we could find about 75000 ways to put your entire meal in gelatin.
Nothing says June Cleaver like pot roast and peas in Jello-O.
Nothing says June Cleaver like pot roast and peas in Jello-O.
February 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If they want to keep shoving women back into the kitchen, I bet we could find about 75000 ways to put your entire meal in gelatin.
Nothing says June Cleaver like pot roast and peas in Jello-O.
Nothing says June Cleaver like pot roast and peas in Jello-O.
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I could never respect any spellcheck that recognized 'Couponing' as a word
February 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I could never respect any spellcheck that recognized 'Couponing' as a word
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They say Elon is useless, but I’ve been using him to explain “little dick energy” to fellow older folks who don’t know what that means and it’s been working wonderfully.
February 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
They say Elon is useless, but I’ve been using him to explain “little dick energy” to fellow older folks who don’t know what that means and it’s been working wonderfully.
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
February 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"
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If you're poor, your time horizon is *short*
You don't have the luxury of waiting 4 weeks for someone to pay you money they owe you, you need that money *now* for bills right now.
The richer people get, the longer their time horizons become until they are alien to normal humans.
You don't have the luxury of waiting 4 weeks for someone to pay you money they owe you, you need that money *now* for bills right now.
The richer people get, the longer their time horizons become until they are alien to normal humans.
February 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you're poor, your time horizon is *short*
You don't have the luxury of waiting 4 weeks for someone to pay you money they owe you, you need that money *now* for bills right now.
The richer people get, the longer their time horizons become until they are alien to normal humans.
You don't have the luxury of waiting 4 weeks for someone to pay you money they owe you, you need that money *now* for bills right now.
The richer people get, the longer their time horizons become until they are alien to normal humans.
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hey just for no reason here's an article I wrote awhile back about go bags and why you should have one and what might go in one.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/get-yourse...
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/get-yourse...
Get Yourself a Go Bag
It’s the go bag!
margaretkilljoy.substack.com
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
hey just for no reason here's an article I wrote awhile back about go bags and why you should have one and what might go in one.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/get-yourse...
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/get-yourse...
Facebook suspended me because I posted "possible child pornography".
The offending image? Me, on my first birthday, with my tongue visible.
I think I'm done with the zucking Fuckerberg site.
The offending image? Me, on my first birthday, with my tongue visible.
I think I'm done with the zucking Fuckerberg site.
February 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Facebook suspended me because I posted "possible child pornography".
The offending image? Me, on my first birthday, with my tongue visible.
I think I'm done with the zucking Fuckerberg site.
The offending image? Me, on my first birthday, with my tongue visible.
I think I'm done with the zucking Fuckerberg site.
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Pre-order THE OCTOBER FILM HAUNT (hardcover or ebook) at bn.com from 2/5 to 2/7 and get 25% off with code PREORDER25! Note, this discount is only available to B&N members but free memberships are available—learn more & sign up here: barnesandnoble.com/membership/ 🥰
February 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pre-order THE OCTOBER FILM HAUNT (hardcover or ebook) at bn.com from 2/5 to 2/7 and get 25% off with code PREORDER25! Note, this discount is only available to B&N members but free memberships are available—learn more & sign up here: barnesandnoble.com/membership/ 🥰
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There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.
YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth
The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.
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Sunday morning cartoons in Canada.
February 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sunday morning cartoons in Canada.
Starting to think about committing a violent crime just to make sure I have food clothing shelter for the foreseeable future.
February 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Starting to think about committing a violent crime just to make sure I have food clothing shelter for the foreseeable future.
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Attention Jan. 6th rioters:
The Pearly Gates do not recognize pardons granted by convicted felons.
Regards,
God
The Pearly Gates do not recognize pardons granted by convicted felons.
Regards,
God
January 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Attention Jan. 6th rioters:
The Pearly Gates do not recognize pardons granted by convicted felons.
Regards,
God
The Pearly Gates do not recognize pardons granted by convicted felons.
Regards,
God
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Feel like there isn't really a word for the new breed of tech billionaire at Trump's inauguration, so I made one up: the appistocracy
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-appist...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-appist...
The Appistocracy Inaugurates Trump
A new breed of elite flexes its muscle
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Feel like there isn't really a word for the new breed of tech billionaire at Trump's inauguration, so I made one up: the appistocracy
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-appist...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-appist...
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give me coffee for the things i can change and the ability to make people spontaneously combust for the things i can’t.
January 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
give me coffee for the things i can change and the ability to make people spontaneously combust for the things i can’t.
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Sometimes you pour pancake batter onto the skillet and realize immediately “wellp, that’s gonna be an ugly one.”
I think art and writing goes the same way.
you can try to fix it while it fries, learn and pour a better one next time, or find the person who wants to eat it in all its ugliness
I think art and writing goes the same way.
you can try to fix it while it fries, learn and pour a better one next time, or find the person who wants to eat it in all its ugliness
January 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Sometimes you pour pancake batter onto the skillet and realize immediately “wellp, that’s gonna be an ugly one.”
I think art and writing goes the same way.
you can try to fix it while it fries, learn and pour a better one next time, or find the person who wants to eat it in all its ugliness
I think art and writing goes the same way.
you can try to fix it while it fries, learn and pour a better one next time, or find the person who wants to eat it in all its ugliness
how much of your energy & attention
Kid Rock is worth:
Kid Rock is worth:
January 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
how much of your energy & attention
Kid Rock is worth:
Kid Rock is worth:
2025 without David Lynch?
It was already inconceivable.
Have to invent a new superlative.
It was already inconceivable.
Have to invent a new superlative.
January 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
2025 without David Lynch?
It was already inconceivable.
Have to invent a new superlative.
It was already inconceivable.
Have to invent a new superlative.
News Outlets: we still don't have any answers but here's a slew of wild guesses, unfounded opinions, and speculations galore
(So...how is this "news"?)
(So...how is this "news"?)
January 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
News Outlets: we still don't have any answers but here's a slew of wild guesses, unfounded opinions, and speculations galore
(So...how is this "news"?)
(So...how is this "news"?)
my resolutions for 2025 are spelled with a "v"
because (and my wife can attest to this) I'm revolting
[this is wordplay]
because (and my wife can attest to this) I'm revolting
[this is wordplay]
January 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
my resolutions for 2025 are spelled with a "v"
because (and my wife can attest to this) I'm revolting
[this is wordplay]
because (and my wife can attest to this) I'm revolting
[this is wordplay]
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For everyone struggling with people like me curating their experiences here: I walk into a bookstore. All the books have a right to be there. I browse, read the back covers, look at other's reviews of them. I carefully consider and get a few I want. Not ALL. Thank you for understanding "choice."
January 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
For everyone struggling with people like me curating their experiences here: I walk into a bookstore. All the books have a right to be there. I browse, read the back covers, look at other's reviews of them. I carefully consider and get a few I want. Not ALL. Thank you for understanding "choice."
I intend to keep my BlueSky account an echo chamber.
I've already heard all the arguments and what-ifs and whatabouts and that's why I left the other site.
I've already heard all the arguments and what-ifs and whatabouts and that's why I left the other site.
January 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I intend to keep my BlueSky account an echo chamber.
I've already heard all the arguments and what-ifs and whatabouts and that's why I left the other site.
I've already heard all the arguments and what-ifs and whatabouts and that's why I left the other site.