Shrimply Delicious
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My existence is a crime & punishable by death in 68 countries 🏳️🌈 . The horror persists, but so do I.
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I burn my life to make sunrise I know I’ll never see
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I burn my life to make sunrise I know I’ll never see
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Y’know when Snoopy is on his doghouse yelling in gibberish at things? That’s just me driving in central MA after 5pm because we all forgot how to drive when it gets dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
ALT: snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
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November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Y’know when Snoopy is on his doghouse yelling in gibberish at things? That’s just me driving in central MA after 5pm because we all forgot how to drive when it gets dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
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"Save You" on David Letterman, Nov. 2002.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Save You" on David Letterman, Nov. 2002.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My mom said I lift too much
That’s a heavy accusation
That’s a heavy accusation
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My mom said I lift too much
That’s a heavy accusation
That’s a heavy accusation
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Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #YaphetKotto (15 November 1939 – 15 March 2021) born #OnThisDay in New York City
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #YaphetKotto (15 November 1939 – 15 March 2021) born #OnThisDay in New York City
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Reduce the CDL weight requirement from 26,000lbs to 4,000lbs and watch all these monster SUV grocery haulers disappear, while auto makers scramble to produce sensibly sized cars
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reduce the CDL weight requirement from 26,000lbs to 4,000lbs and watch all these monster SUV grocery haulers disappear, while auto makers scramble to produce sensibly sized cars
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
“A free market is as likely to regulate itself as a hockey game is to officiate itself.”
-me, for decades now.
-me, for decades now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“A free market is as likely to regulate itself as a hockey game is to officiate itself.”
-me, for decades now.
-me, for decades now.
Which one of King Arthur's knights designed the round table?
Sir Cumference
Sir Cumference
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Which one of King Arthur's knights designed the round table?
Sir Cumference
Sir Cumference
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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I don’t need Percocet, I need perky set of Tiddies in my mouth
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don’t need Percocet, I need perky set of Tiddies in my mouth
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
Call her George cause she got that W Bush
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Call her George cause she got that W Bush
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Costume Inspiration - Gator Days
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Costume Inspiration - Gator Days