Plutorch
@plutorch.bsky.social
I’m just a normal guy, honest!
He\Him
He\Him
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new season of the neighborhood listen
October 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
new season of the neighborhood listen
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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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I hope when I’m a skeleton I’m one of the ones that reanimates to be intimidating and not one that plays my ribs like a xylophone you can’t take those guys seriously
June 23, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I hope when I’m a skeleton I’m one of the ones that reanimates to be intimidating and not one that plays my ribs like a xylophone you can’t take those guys seriously
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A peasant in 1625: the complaints about feudalism would hit a lot harder if life was shittier now than it was in 1225 😭🙌
This would hit a lot harder if the planet were shittier than it was in 1625.
For 400 years liberals have been shouting “but what if our institutions worked to create a more equal society” and here we are. With 1 billion people in slums and 10 people having as much wealth as 4 billion people. Your what ifs have run out of time.
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A peasant in 1625: the complaints about feudalism would hit a lot harder if life was shittier now than it was in 1225 😭🙌
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if your only real interactions with your kid are punishing and giving them orders they are gonna do things behind your back. They won’t feel like you care about them and they definitely won’t tell you what scares them or how they feel about things, you have to talk to them about online stuff too
September 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
if your only real interactions with your kid are punishing and giving them orders they are gonna do things behind your back. They won’t feel like you care about them and they definitely won’t tell you what scares them or how they feel about things, you have to talk to them about online stuff too
Isn’t this literally a Connor o Malley bit
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
The fast food chain is reassessing its use of the tech after a number of errors were shared widely online.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Isn’t this literally a Connor o Malley bit
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Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
August 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
The thing about being sick and having two kids is they can just beat the hell out of you.
August 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The thing about being sick and having two kids is they can just beat the hell out of you.
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his special lunacy stormed his general sanity, and carried it, and turned all its concentred cannon upon its own mad mark
July 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
his special lunacy stormed his general sanity, and carried it, and turned all its concentred cannon upon its own mad mark
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Seeing Comedy Bang Bang isn’t on that Time Best Podcasts of All Time list
July 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Seeing Comedy Bang Bang isn’t on that Time Best Podcasts of All Time list
We all handle grief our own way.
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We all handle grief our own way.
Still a threat.
My 50th birthday is coming up, in case you have any drawings of naked ladies hanging around.
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Still a threat.
One of the all time great line reads.
You're gonna be a bad motherfucker!
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
One of the all time great line reads.
My mom telling me to clean my room
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
July 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My mom telling me to clean my room
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I’m watching the credits to Death stranding and weeping. What’re you gonna do about it, tough guy?
July 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I’m watching the credits to Death stranding and weeping. What’re you gonna do about it, tough guy?
Just rolled credits on Death Stranding. Such an incredible game. I love it.
July 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Just rolled credits on Death Stranding. Such an incredible game. I love it.
Can we all admit the Taco Bell nuggets and strips look like turds? Like so much so you might send pictures of them to your dad?
July 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Can we all admit the Taco Bell nuggets and strips look like turds? Like so much so you might send pictures of them to your dad?
This may be one of the most incredible posts of all time.
July 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This may be one of the most incredible posts of all time.
One step closer to the murderbot future
well, this is what silicon valley is cooking up
a device that's always on. so when a user goes about their life talking to people, everyone who comes within a certain capture radius will have their data (raw and natural conversation data) enrolled
a device that's always on. so when a user goes about their life talking to people, everyone who comes within a certain capture radius will have their data (raw and natural conversation data) enrolled
May 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
One step closer to the murderbot future
God damn the death of giant bomb hurts. Quietly part of my life from my first job cleaning pools all the way through to starting a family. <>
May 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
God damn the death of giant bomb hurts. Quietly part of my life from my first job cleaning pools all the way through to starting a family. <>
I think it’s time for me to get really into slimes and molds.
April 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I think it’s time for me to get really into slimes and molds.
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Bible readers before the King James edition came out
i wish it was written by a European
December 16, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Bible readers before the King James edition came out