C!

God I hope so

if your only real interactions with your kid are punishing and giving them orders they are gonna do things behind your back. They won’t feel like you care about them and they definitely won’t tell you what scares them or how they feel about things, you have to talk to them about online stuff too

I love getting sunburn while at a state function.

I’m so smart I have to explain my allegory as soon as I tell it

Was crazy driving by thinking “damn that’s the busiest it’s ever been” then the cops swarm the place.

The real story here is how the guy clearly has gills.

Love the kid shifting into a determined posture after explaining he couldn’t open til his birthday. That’s raw will being unlocked right there.