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ploppytrousers.bsky.social
Do I win the prize for 'most unwanted Christmas present'?

Postcard portraits of two (2) Australian Prime Ministers - gifted by a now excommunicated family member.

#Auspol #EngadineMaccas #Onions
Scott Bloody Morrison with that god awful smirk of his. What an arsehole. Shat himself at Engadine Maccas, he did - true story. Tony Bloody Abbott, hand painted. - You know what they say about vampires, well this dope must be one of them because his image obviously wouldn't show up on a normal photograph. His hands are doing that classic 'pointing at my willy' thing. I mean, WTF....
December 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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juliebishopspants.bsky.social
Susssssan demands royal commission into Melbourne pitch.

#ashes #1daytest
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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leehealey.bsky.social
Happy #saintnicholasday
Yay.

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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nocontextbritss.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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leehealey.bsky.social
Or can he?

@barneyfarmer.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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leehealey.bsky.social
Happy 50th Bagpuss 🎂
February 12, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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leehealey.bsky.social
It's #WeetBixDay 🥐 🥞 🥓 🍳

Is too!
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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moderntoss.bsky.social
someone's got to make a standsomeone's got to make a stand
October 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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mon4kooyong.bsky.social
The gambling industry is predatory and insidious.

I quit the Parliamentary Sports Club a few weeks ago, when I discovered it had registered as a lobbyist group and was sponsored by the gambling peak body.

The industry will do anything to wield influence on pollies, and hates being called out.
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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vizcomic.bsky.social
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WHAT'S so special about used teabags? In my house, every other bit of kitchen rubbish goes straight in the bin. But not teabags. They get put on a special dish next to the kettle to lie in state for 24 hours in view of everyone. Are tea bags somehow related to the Royal Family? Joe Newson, Fort William
October 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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leehealey.bsky.social
The very first episode of 'Joe 90' was released 57 years ago today.

Your week won't get any better than this, trust me.
September 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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moderntoss.bsky.social
summer's nearly over, still time for a row
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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leehealey.bsky.social
Leo Tolstoy once wrote: “Birthdays are of no importance to a rational being. It’s a day like any other on which one has to do one’s work.”

Which is good, cos I got him fuck all for his birthday today.
September 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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garypetersonusa.bsky.social
I’m so proud of my daughter, who is always there to greet our President after he exits the royal shitter.
August 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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leehealey.bsky.social
To celebrate the birthday today of the great Mike Hodges (& certainly not to line our own pockets) @barneyfarmer.bsky.social & I are offering signed prints of our 'Gout Carter' strip.
It would look lovely framed. IN A THIN FRAME!
For more details message me at: shorturl.at/HU93T
July 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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vizcomic.bsky.social
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July 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ploppytrousers.bsky.social
Groans.

…but buy @vizcomic.bsky.social or you’re not kool.
vizcomic.bsky.social Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · Jun 25
Eeh, we forgot to mention that there's a new issue (Viz 347) in the shops. Sorry no refunds, as usual. shop.viz.co.uk/viz347bs
A letter that makes a good point that we'd like to hear David Attenborough come up with a good answer for, frankly : Scientists tell us that tigers have stripes for camouflage, yet convicts traditionally wear striped pyjamas so they can be seen clearly whilst escaping. As usual, it's one rule for felines, and another for felons. Carol and Susan, Australia
June 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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vizcomic.bsky.social
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D is for DARTH VADER ALTHOUGH he doesn't like to admit it. 'The Donald' is terrified of Star Wars supervillain DARTH VADER. In 1977, the 31-year-old Trump went with his first wife IVANA to see the epic space adventure at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, and was so frightened by the black-clad, helmeted space baddie that he fouled himself in the back row. The embarrassed real estate magnate was forced to take his trousers off and throw them away, leaving the theatre by the back door with Ivana's coat tied round his waist. "Now every time he hears heavy breathing or the voice of James Earl Jones, or even if he just sees one of them Green Cross Man adverts, he shits his pants, " Mrs Trump no. 1 told Vanity Fair.
June 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. After a couple of weeks of carrying on like fucking pork chops, the National Party have today decided to give their chest beating a...
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May 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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happytoast.co.uk
People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.
he man from the masters of the universe is pointing at the camera with a light coming out of his fist .
Alt: he man punching the screen because a kid was being a dick
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May 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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omerta22.posts.art
I, for one, welcome the arrival of our robot overlords.
May 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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apiln.bsky.social
Telegraph Money continues to force those boffins at the Large Hadron Collider ever onwards to find even tinier violins
Telegraph Money: We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can't go on five holidays' Picture shows a wealthy looking nuclear family who look like they are a stock photo, but it turns out it’s really them. Dad is wearing the uniform of the off-duty investment banker - a coral pink polo shirt.
May 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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apiln.bsky.social
Never mind the ethics of what they were up to, what the hell were they hunting?
Headline: Two people charged for hunting with dogs near Houston Picture shows two police offers standing near a red setter dog which appears to be ten feet high.
May 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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aaronsmith333.bsky.social
How it started. How it's going.
April 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM