Ploppy Trousers
@ploppytrousers.bsky.social
but not much goes on in Bournmouth - and they are all obsessed with willies there - so it would have been news worthy.
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
but not much goes on in Bournmouth - and they are all obsessed with willies there - so it would have been news worthy.
They should cut the grass properly and play the whole thing again.
Play 'Double or Nothing', or maybe a styrofoam box of prawns for the winners.
Play 'Double or Nothing', or maybe a styrofoam box of prawns for the winners.
December 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
They should cut the grass properly and play the whole thing again.
Play 'Double or Nothing', or maybe a styrofoam box of prawns for the winners.
Play 'Double or Nothing', or maybe a styrofoam box of prawns for the winners.
I hope you washed that breakfast down with some refreshing Australian nector.
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I hope you washed that breakfast down with some refreshing Australian nector.
I thought I was an arsehole until you shared this. What a dope.
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I thought I was an arsehole until you shared this. What a dope.
I concur.
Those dopes have been stuck wondering how to make themselves appear relevant again - and look what it took to give them something to latch onto, unite, and seek to amplify that anger they need for their miserable purpose.
Those dopes have been stuck wondering how to make themselves appear relevant again - and look what it took to give them something to latch onto, unite, and seek to amplify that anger they need for their miserable purpose.
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I concur.
Those dopes have been stuck wondering how to make themselves appear relevant again - and look what it took to give them something to latch onto, unite, and seek to amplify that anger they need for their miserable purpose.
Those dopes have been stuck wondering how to make themselves appear relevant again - and look what it took to give them something to latch onto, unite, and seek to amplify that anger they need for their miserable purpose.
How very dare you. I will not allow a bad word to be said about Bluey. It is a stunning program for both kids and adults.
Cricket, The Decider, and The Sign.
The best bagpuss could do was a chocolate biscuit factory.
Cricket, The Decider, and The Sign.
The best bagpuss could do was a chocolate biscuit factory.
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How very dare you. I will not allow a bad word to be said about Bluey. It is a stunning program for both kids and adults.
Cricket, The Decider, and The Sign.
The best bagpuss could do was a chocolate biscuit factory.
Cricket, The Decider, and The Sign.
The best bagpuss could do was a chocolate biscuit factory.
John Walsh (Right, first image) looks just like Thomas Carcetti off TV’s the The Wire.
Has anybody ever seen both of these men concurrently in the same room?
No? That’s exactly my point!
Am I on to something here? Is this another distraction from releasing the #EpsteinFiles?
Has anybody ever seen both of these men concurrently in the same room?
No? That’s exactly my point!
Am I on to something here? Is this another distraction from releasing the #EpsteinFiles?
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
John Walsh (Right, first image) looks just like Thomas Carcetti off TV’s the The Wire.
Has anybody ever seen both of these men concurrently in the same room?
No? That’s exactly my point!
Am I on to something here? Is this another distraction from releasing the #EpsteinFiles?
Has anybody ever seen both of these men concurrently in the same room?
No? That’s exactly my point!
Am I on to something here? Is this another distraction from releasing the #EpsteinFiles?
Do not feed the trolls.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Do not feed the trolls.
i’ve just got me a new iPhone 17. how the hell does that demented dipshit get caps lock to work on his phone? what is this wizardry that our favourite cult leader commands? he’s a genius - a really stable one at that.
does he use a cheapskate android? do they have a caps lock switch on the side?
does he use a cheapskate android? do they have a caps lock switch on the side?
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
i’ve just got me a new iPhone 17. how the hell does that demented dipshit get caps lock to work on his phone? what is this wizardry that our favourite cult leader commands? he’s a genius - a really stable one at that.
does he use a cheapskate android? do they have a caps lock switch on the side?
does he use a cheapskate android? do they have a caps lock switch on the side?
Dude, I hear you brother.
Not you wanking - I don’t want to hear that - but the drive to keep that junk flowing.
Think about it. One day it will be the last wank - and blokes won’t even recognise that milestone because they’re too busy wiping their cock on the curtains and hiding from the wife.
Not you wanking - I don’t want to hear that - but the drive to keep that junk flowing.
Think about it. One day it will be the last wank - and blokes won’t even recognise that milestone because they’re too busy wiping their cock on the curtains and hiding from the wife.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Dude, I hear you brother.
Not you wanking - I don’t want to hear that - but the drive to keep that junk flowing.
Think about it. One day it will be the last wank - and blokes won’t even recognise that milestone because they’re too busy wiping their cock on the curtains and hiding from the wife.
Not you wanking - I don’t want to hear that - but the drive to keep that junk flowing.
Think about it. One day it will be the last wank - and blokes won’t even recognise that milestone because they’re too busy wiping their cock on the curtains and hiding from the wife.
Why not just do the bloody dishes yourself...?
Stop moaning man.
...but that is some nice OCD behavior. Well done. Good man.
Stop moaning man.
...but that is some nice OCD behavior. Well done. Good man.
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Why not just do the bloody dishes yourself...?
Stop moaning man.
...but that is some nice OCD behavior. Well done. Good man.
Stop moaning man.
...but that is some nice OCD behavior. Well done. Good man.
Do I recall you describing a company policy of mandatory sacking for those in your condition?
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Do I recall you describing a company policy of mandatory sacking for those in your condition?
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
G'Day. Australia Here.
Those arseholes at Woolies now put two barcodes on their products - this confuses the self service machines, and some poor bugger has to put their work beer down, wander over, and fix it. Pisses everyone off.
Yes, Woolies is a supermarket here. No they don't do Pick'n' Mix.
Those arseholes at Woolies now put two barcodes on their products - this confuses the self service machines, and some poor bugger has to put their work beer down, wander over, and fix it. Pisses everyone off.
Yes, Woolies is a supermarket here. No they don't do Pick'n' Mix.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
G'Day. Australia Here.
Those arseholes at Woolies now put two barcodes on their products - this confuses the self service machines, and some poor bugger has to put their work beer down, wander over, and fix it. Pisses everyone off.
Yes, Woolies is a supermarket here. No they don't do Pick'n' Mix.
Those arseholes at Woolies now put two barcodes on their products - this confuses the self service machines, and some poor bugger has to put their work beer down, wander over, and fix it. Pisses everyone off.
Yes, Woolies is a supermarket here. No they don't do Pick'n' Mix.
I had a sanger sanger this morning.
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I had a sanger sanger this morning.
I bet you 50 bucks it was something else, let me check the app….
October 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I bet you 50 bucks it was something else, let me check the app….