Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
@garypetersonusa.bsky.social
Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters. #Straightriotism
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“When freedom comes knocking, don’t miss out by waiting on the toilet.”
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
The Wicked 2: For Good is in theaters, but takes out the Straightriotism that made Wizard of Oz great.
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Wicked 2: For Good is in theaters, but takes out the Straightriotism that made Wizard of Oz great.
President Trump and Melania are smiling and holding hands, which means they love each other!
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
President Trump and Melania are smiling and holding hands, which means they love each other!
Today’s Jeffrey Epstein news means we’re in for bombshell stories on Fox tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Today’s Jeffrey Epstein news means we’re in for bombshell stories on Fox tonight.
It’s Veterans Day in my mall village, where all the kids give their thanks to President Trump and Christ for winning the War on Christmas and ending all Santa persecution. #KeepChristmasLegal
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s Veterans Day in my mall village, where all the kids give their thanks to President Trump and Christ for winning the War on Christmas and ending all Santa persecution. #KeepChristmasLegal
Excuse me, but this is not what we meant by renaming the Commanders Stadium after our beloved President Trump.
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Excuse me, but this is not what we meant by renaming the Commanders Stadium after our beloved President Trump.
In this mall village, we endorse Elise Stefanik for Governor, as she vows to #KeepChristmasLegal and protect my first amendment right to give reindeer droppings to the naughty kids.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
In this mall village, we endorse Elise Stefanik for Governor, as she vows to #KeepChristmasLegal and protect my first amendment right to give reindeer droppings to the naughty kids.
Today the kids in my mall village are getting a free Dick Cheney action figure with kung fu grip, and there’s nothing management can do about it, because in this village, I am God.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Today the kids in my mall village are getting a free Dick Cheney action figure with kung fu grip, and there’s nothing management can do about it, because in this village, I am God.
Back to the Future Day is here to celebrate America’s Greatness.
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Back to the Future Day is here to celebrate America’s Greatness.
President Trump has made the White House great again.
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
President Trump has made the White House great again.
Another victory for the Law & Order Party as George Santos is released!
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Another victory for the Law & Order Party as George Santos is released!
Prayers for Matt Walsh, frantically trying to make the shooter Tyler Robinson trans.
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Prayers for Matt Walsh, frantically trying to make the shooter Tyler Robinson trans.
It’s not fair my kids get to hang out with President Trump on his workout days, while I’m stuck here watching my wife mow the lawn.
September 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s not fair my kids get to hang out with President Trump on his workout days, while I’m stuck here watching my wife mow the lawn.
The #EpsteinTrumpFiles will prove what we’ve always said, that President Trump is innocent and visited many islands to sell Trump Wine door to door.
September 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The #EpsteinTrumpFiles will prove what we’ve always said, that President Trump is innocent and visited many islands to sell Trump Wine door to door.
An inspiring morning as President Trump is back on the scene and looking healthier than ever!
September 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
An inspiring morning as President Trump is back on the scene and looking healthier than ever!
Wokesters can have their Spencer Gifts; we Patriots are choosing Montgomery Wards and Bed Bath and Beyond for our Sunday Fundays.
August 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wokesters can have their Spencer Gifts; we Patriots are choosing Montgomery Wards and Bed Bath and Beyond for our Sunday Fundays.
There’s no better interviewer than Hannity, who always provides generous offerings to our nation’s King.
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There’s no better interviewer than Hannity, who always provides generous offerings to our nation’s King.
World War III has been averted after Putin gives President Trump an authentic Nobel Peace Prize of his very own!
August 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
World War III has been averted after Putin gives President Trump an authentic Nobel Peace Prize of his very own!
I’m so proud of my daughter, who is always there to greet our President after he exits the royal shitter.
August 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m so proud of my daughter, who is always there to greet our President after he exits the royal shitter.
The Trump Putin summit will be victorious, as both are masters at 4D Chess, and one brilliant move means we will have lower grocery prices immediately.
August 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Trump Putin summit will be victorious, as both are masters at 4D Chess, and one brilliant move means we will have lower grocery prices immediately.
My President Trump and Elvis artwork shows two Kings paying respect to one another, therefore it’s only fitting I start the bidding at six figures.
August 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My President Trump and Elvis artwork shows two Kings paying respect to one another, therefore it’s only fitting I start the bidding at six figures.
Superman has gone woke and abandoned his small town values.
July 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Superman has gone woke and abandoned his small town values.
President Trump has personally solved the mystery of the Epstein Client List. #CaseClosed
July 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
President Trump has personally solved the mystery of the Epstein Client List. #CaseClosed
Don’t let July 4th distract you from the national scandal of Zohran Mamdani eating rice.
July 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Don’t let July 4th distract you from the national scandal of Zohran Mamdani eating rice.
July 4th isn’t just Independence Day, it’s also when our freedom became certified upon Lee Greenwood writing our beautiful national anthem God Bless the USA with only 6 cents to his name and a cabin.
July 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
July 4th isn’t just Independence Day, it’s also when our freedom became certified upon Lee Greenwood writing our beautiful national anthem God Bless the USA with only 6 cents to his name and a cabin.