Planks
@plankhandles.bsky.social
33/F/USA. I draw (allegedly) and write (allegedly).
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
My goals for 2026:
1.) Start posting my serial fiction by Q2 (yeah we‘re doing quarterly metrics what of it!!!)
2.) Draw twelve pictures (I can break these cuffs…!!)
3.) Read (not audiobook) 12 entire books.
1.) Start posting my serial fiction by Q2 (yeah we‘re doing quarterly metrics what of it!!!)
2.) Draw twelve pictures (I can break these cuffs…!!)
3.) Read (not audiobook) 12 entire books.
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My goals for 2026:
1.) Start posting my serial fiction by Q2 (yeah we‘re doing quarterly metrics what of it!!!)
2.) Draw twelve pictures (I can break these cuffs…!!)
3.) Read (not audiobook) 12 entire books.
1.) Start posting my serial fiction by Q2 (yeah we‘re doing quarterly metrics what of it!!!)
2.) Draw twelve pictures (I can break these cuffs…!!)
3.) Read (not audiobook) 12 entire books.
Tried to take a photo of our Christmas bouquet. Someone suddenly experienced a great need to be seen.
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tried to take a photo of our Christmas bouquet. Someone suddenly experienced a great need to be seen.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
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Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB
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hot gin probably hits like crazy when you're seven and have rickets
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
hot gin probably hits like crazy when you're seven and have rickets
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a reminder for the millionth time: your peers, NOT corporations, are making the media you want !!!!!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
a reminder for the millionth time: your peers, NOT corporations, are making the media you want !!!!!!!!!
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when the corporate party you gotta attend is very fancy, so you're gonna have to dress up your grumpy body guard
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
when the corporate party you gotta attend is very fancy, so you're gonna have to dress up your grumpy body guard
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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guy who can only draw drifter in one pose
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
guy who can only draw drifter in one pose
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
My friend and I are competing this month to finally work on our creative projects (his novel, my serial fiction) and it’s been great. We’re writing our asses off. Even with one slow week I’ve gotten >25k words done. Whoever writes the most gets a crisp $20. I highly recommend this method.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My friend and I are competing this month to finally work on our creative projects (his novel, my serial fiction) and it’s been great. We’re writing our asses off. Even with one slow week I’ve gotten >25k words done. Whoever writes the most gets a crisp $20. I highly recommend this method.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM