Pjotir
@pjotir.topperscharlotte.com
I make pizzas and occasionally websites.
Please help me escape this country. I'll be your best friend forever.
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Please help me escape this country. I'll be your best friend forever.
♥ parasolkirby.bsky.social
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I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
secured.heritage.org
February 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?
secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...
Please share with a friend or a thousand :)
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Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
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ruined my sleep schedule again
February 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ruined my sleep schedule again
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RIGHT WINGERS ON GENDER: you’re a man or a woman, its black and white
RIGHT WINGERS ON NAZI SALUTE: I mean…maybe he has a disorder. He’s just kind of awkward. Or perhaps he doesn’t know what it means. I mean what does it mean REALLY? Let’s have an extended nuanced conversation on it.
RIGHT WINGERS ON NAZI SALUTE: I mean…maybe he has a disorder. He’s just kind of awkward. Or perhaps he doesn’t know what it means. I mean what does it mean REALLY? Let’s have an extended nuanced conversation on it.
January 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
RIGHT WINGERS ON GENDER: you’re a man or a woman, its black and white
RIGHT WINGERS ON NAZI SALUTE: I mean…maybe he has a disorder. He’s just kind of awkward. Or perhaps he doesn’t know what it means. I mean what does it mean REALLY? Let’s have an extended nuanced conversation on it.
RIGHT WINGERS ON NAZI SALUTE: I mean…maybe he has a disorder. He’s just kind of awkward. Or perhaps he doesn’t know what it means. I mean what does it mean REALLY? Let’s have an extended nuanced conversation on it.
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Say hello to the free tier for GitHub Copilot in VS Code 👋
Get started today ⬇️
github.blog/news-insight...
Get started today ⬇️
github.blog/news-insight...
December 30, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Say hello to the free tier for GitHub Copilot in VS Code 👋
Get started today ⬇️
github.blog/news-insight...
Get started today ⬇️
github.blog/news-insight...
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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"Video games cause violence"
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
December 10, 2024 at 2:40 PM
"Video games cause violence"
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
God I love when I finally manage to get a new Skyrim modilst to stop crashing immediately.
December 3, 2024 at 2:48 AM
God I love when I finally manage to get a new Skyrim modilst to stop crashing immediately.
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2 Thanks Too Giving
November 30, 2024 at 1:49 AM
2 Thanks Too Giving
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
Is Thanksgiving really complete without a brief visit to the ER? Apparently not.
November 28, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Is Thanksgiving really complete without a brief visit to the ER? Apparently not.
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As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
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American Thanksgiving is actually based on an older late november holiday called Fuckmageddon Cumpocalypse 199X
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
American Thanksgiving is actually based on an older late november holiday called Fuckmageddon Cumpocalypse 199X
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if were gonna bless people who sneeze we should high five people who shit their pants
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
if were gonna bless people who sneeze we should high five people who shit their pants
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🚨 I HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A GOOD DAY 🚨
November 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
🚨 I HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A GOOD DAY 🚨
hey can one of you cover my shift I really need a nap
November 25, 2024 at 3:47 AM
hey can one of you cover my shift I really need a nap
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People will tell you that honesty is the best policy. But i've found that some well composed bullshit works just as well.
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM
People will tell you that honesty is the best policy. But i've found that some well composed bullshit works just as well.
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Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
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If you come to thanksgiving dinner with a brick and just set it down next to your chardonnay maybe it will be a conversation piece
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 AM
If you come to thanksgiving dinner with a brick and just set it down next to your chardonnay maybe it will be a conversation piece
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Good morning to everyone whose ducks are in jail.
💙🦆
💙🦆
November 22, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Good morning to everyone whose ducks are in jail.
💙🦆
💙🦆
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
Sometimes I get the impression that the cashier at QT is judging me when I walk in to buy nothing but a half-gallon of chocolate milk at 5 in the morning.
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Sometimes I get the impression that the cashier at QT is judging me when I walk in to buy nothing but a half-gallon of chocolate milk at 5 in the morning.
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I genuinely see zero benefit to engaging with Trump supporters. I will learn nothing and my life will be worse for it.
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I genuinely see zero benefit to engaging with Trump supporters. I will learn nothing and my life will be worse for it.