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Ky
@autokynephile.bsky.social
· Nov 13
changed my name to a job application as a reminder
we're so back. unemployment arc is OVER
mfers get a shiba and name it something lame like mochi if i got one id name it something cool like taira no atsumori or mishima yukio if it's gay
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
mfers get a shiba and name it something lame like mochi if i got one id name it something cool like taira no atsumori or mishima yukio if it's gay
having imposter syndrome over the fact that i as a trans woman do not have my own personal heart emoji that i use and use the basic ❤️ instead
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
having imposter syndrome over the fact that i as a trans woman do not have my own personal heart emoji that i use and use the basic ❤️ instead
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Curious, and yet they named one of the most iconic landmarks after you
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Curious, and yet they named one of the most iconic landmarks after you
every so often i encounter an internet personality only to find that they live in nashville, and i weep for them
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
every so often i encounter an internet personality only to find that they live in nashville, and i weep for them
dry JANUARY? i have ECZEMA im dry ALL YEAR bitch
January 20, 2026 at 1:45 PM
dry JANUARY? i have ECZEMA im dry ALL YEAR bitch
i must not scare the hoes. scaring the hoes is the hoe scarer
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 AM
i must not scare the hoes. scaring the hoes is the hoe scarer
fuck around and fag out
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
fuck around and fag out
reading warhound and having a normal time and normal thoughts about it
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
reading warhound and having a normal time and normal thoughts about it
im just a dog (26 year old woman) eating my slop (osmow's shawarma) from my dog bowl (dog bowl)
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
im just a dog (26 year old woman) eating my slop (osmow's shawarma) from my dog bowl (dog bowl)
charlie kelly is spiritually a transsexual
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
charlie kelly is spiritually a transsexual
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Are women bourgeois?
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Are women bourgeois?
u can tell which trannies work for the government here because they still have light behind their eyes
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
u can tell which trannies work for the government here because they still have light behind their eyes
i hate boners. they feel so unserious
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
i hate boners. they feel so unserious
u make my tail wag twin
January 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
u make my tail wag twin
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Guy who completely misread an article and has been drinking Pineapple Fanta for weeks leading up to Valentine's Day:
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Guy who completely misread an article and has been drinking Pineapple Fanta for weeks leading up to Valentine's Day:
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
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IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.
January 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.
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Horse Girl Ted Kaczynski call that the Uma Bomber
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Horse Girl Ted Kaczynski call that the Uma Bomber
me after shoving the pills that make you horny and yearning up my butt: man why am i so horny and yearning
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
me after shoving the pills that make you horny and yearning up my butt: man why am i so horny and yearning
so the present my roommate got me for Christmas arrived today....
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
so the present my roommate got me for Christmas arrived today....
if when the revolution comes i am sentence to death for my doordash habit id probably be like yeah honestly that's fair
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
if when the revolution comes i am sentence to death for my doordash habit id probably be like yeah honestly that's fair
i am the shawarma man's strongest soldier
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i am the shawarma man's strongest soldier
my favorite thing about our cat is that he's just kind of an asshole. he's not cuddly, he bites, he's loud and obnoxious. he's just kind of a dickhead, and i think that's beautiful
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
my favorite thing about our cat is that he's just kind of an asshole. he's not cuddly, he bites, he's loud and obnoxious. he's just kind of a dickhead, and i think that's beautiful
only my friends can call me silly billy. that's silliam william to you
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
only my friends can call me silly billy. that's silliam william to you
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Step your game up Grindr dudes
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Step your game up Grindr dudes
i make this house of sexual a home of sexual
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i make this house of sexual a home of sexual