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autokynephile.bsky.social
Ky
@autokynephile.bsky.social
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autokynephile.bsky.social
i have so many gems
Grindr conversation from a faceless profile "CanadianBull" (3 miles away) "Cock?" [picture of him, a white man, shirtless and flexing his right arm] "I'm lesbian too" Grindr conversation with a blank profile (1 mile away) "Are you a biological male or female ?" "It's a fair question lol" "Fine lol, good luck finding a 'lesbian' on here."
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
love looking at my poetry from when i was still an egg. like bro you are experiencing gender dysphoria lock tf in!!
untitled poem that reads: "I can feel a little pressure At the back of my head Not like a headache but like something trying To escape to burst free Like any minute my skull will explode in a fountain of gore And reveal something lurking Peeking its head out from the stump of my neck. In my stomach too sometimes I feel it. Something's gestating inside me I don't know what Waiting to claw its way out. Or maybe it's already alive Feasting on my entrails replacing them With itself until no matter how much I want it gone It will never leave"
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
he acts like he owns the place (he doesn't even pay rent)
picture of our cat ollie, a large and fluffy black and white tuxedo cat, sitting on a cluttered kitchen table
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
L+youre literally a man+random cat i saw yesterday
picture of a black and white cat sitting in a yard next to a small tree
September 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
who's getting the best head?
harry du bois from disco elysium's default appearance harry du bois from disco elysium shaved and without his smile harry du bois from disco elysium faceless as he appears at the beginning of the game
August 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
we're synced up :o
calendar app with Monday May 12 open showing an event for "Shot day"
May 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
MAID in Canada is getting out of hand now you can just buy it on UberEats
screenshot of the UberEats app from a Chinese restaurant asking for the spice level of the dish: 必选辣度 Spicy Lv 不辣 Not-Spicy 微辣 Mild-Spicy 大辣 Spicy 变态辣 Suicide (+CA$1.79)
April 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
thank you to my beautiful chud son @k9oo8.bsky.social for the pizza yesterday
a delicious canadian pizza from domino's in a pizza box with a marinara and a garlic sauce
April 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
Showing this to my FFS surgeon
scaevola from the game Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus
March 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
meme of an edited google search results page: Is cigarette healthy or not? yessss plus it looks cool as fuck Health Effects of Cigarette Smoking | CDC
March 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
was it something i said? 🥺
reply to the quoted skeet from "The Drifter" @vengeancetheone.bsky.social that reads: "Not fetishizing men, women, gay men, and lesbians. You did say wrong answers afterall." 1 reply, 0 likes Reply to the above comment from me (@autokynephile.bsky.social) that reads: "i have erected a series of devious traps outside of your house" 0 replies, 4 likes Screenshot of the user page of "The Drifter" (@vengeancetheone.bsky.social) showing that the account has blocked me
March 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
having fun on the internet
screenshot of bluesky dm conversation with some random phishing account (i assume): them: "Hello I have a question, if $3,000 was deposit to your cash app or PayPal for and new year's..what would you use it for?" me: "poop from da poop store" them: "Good" "Do you have PayPal or cash app" me: "i have pooppal and crap app" them: "Where are you from" me: "butt town" screenshot of the bluesky chat interface notifying me that "This user has blocked you" with two buttons: "Leave chat" and "Report"
March 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
scoring big tn got a free pack of menthols remember your network is your net worth
picture of my hand holding a pack of Elite menthol cigarettes
March 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
this one's for the chairman
picture of a pack of chunghwa cigarettes, a bottle of happii baijiu, and a short glass with tonic water, baijiu, and a line in it all sitting on a white desk. in the background a computer monitor has a YouTube video of the Chinese propaganda song Red Sun in the Sky playing ( https://youtu.be/VbLVWg3aqHw?si=lng0_30rwue7BGsM )
March 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
yall hit ur pens circumcised or uncircumcised
picture of my weed pen. the cart has a pink tip with a pink cap covering it
March 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
where i post from
old art from the early editions of Warhammer 40k depicting the Emperor of Mankind, an old withered corpse looking man who is attached to a vast series of tubes and machines as well as a blood bag and is surrounded by guards in a large room full of mist and great mechanical looking arches. there are three banners in the back ground, one depicting a cherubim, one depicting the imperial aquila (double headed eagle), and one depicting the symbol of the inquisition (letter I with two horizontal lines through it)
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
oh yeah baby fuck yeah fuck yeah
a big heaping bowl of fried rice sitting on a white desk. the bowl has two chopsticks sticking out and the rice (made with onions, carrots, peppers, chicken thighs, and egg) is topped with sesame seeds
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
we fuckin on the snailcore delücks blanket tonight
screenshot of gezebelle gaburgably's merch website with a listing for "warm snailcore delucks blanket $45.99". the blanket is the cover for gezebelle's album snailcore delücks which features five anthropomorphic snail men wearing robes and carrying various weapons walking down a path with an erupting volcano in the background
February 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
three fuckin years of transing my gender and all i got was some pretty nice tits and a small cock
screenshot of my calendar app with an event for today (Monday, February 10th, 2025) titled "HRT anniversary"
February 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
you know it's a good friday night when ky is writing poetry again
screenshot of a poem written in google docs in EB Garamond font reading as follows: hey dad, im sorry i smoke cigarettes, and i drink too much because it’s just too hard to resist that feeling of rotting, destroying myself from inside out. im sorry, i could never resist, the feeling of a razor on my skin cutting deeper than anyone could ever love me. im sorry, i can’t hold myself together enough to be your son, but maybe my lighter burns bright enough to be your daughter.
February 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
no, google docs, i did not mean to write that
screenshot from a google doc with the phrase "General mensural classifier adag (italicized) 'portion.'" the word "mensural" is underlined in blue with a suggestion box above suggesting the word "menstrual" instead
January 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
yea we paintin a tiny fuckin car. yea im basin it on kristen stewart's truck in the 2024 romantic crime thriller love lies bleeding directed by rose glass
a small pickup truck that was originally a hot wheels car. it has been glued to a cork to hold it up while i paint it. a rocket launcher with two pods of rockets has been attached to the bed of the truck. at this point in the process it has been undercoated in grey and the recesses have been shaded with a black wash. the truck and cork sits on the lid of my wet palette which is covered in dry paint splotches. two pots of wash paints (citadel nuln oil and agrax earthshade) sit in the background. ditto but the whole truck has been washed with a brown tone (agrax earthshade) ditto but the first few layers of color have been applied on top of the washes. the mid section of the sides, the top, and the hood have been painted a light grey, soon to be white, and the rest of the main body of the truck has been painted blue
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
autokynephile.bsky.social
egged up pork noodle soup i love eggs i quite enjoy consuming eggs particularly of the soft boiled variety
bowl of pork noodle soup sitting on a white desk. there are four roughly cut half soft boiled eggs sitting atop the noodles. a pair of chopsticks are sticking out of the bowl with a metal spoon sitting next to it
January 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
no one around to bite you? just bite yourself!
photo of my hand with self inflicted bite marks ditto but on my wrist and lower forearm
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
autokynephile.bsky.social
meme of a rat with its mouth open and hands in front with the text "i will not let the rot consume me"
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM