pjaxe
@pjaxe.bsky.social
unprofessional gambler, hillbilly, any pronouns are fine
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Today the Cleveland browns traded two picks for a generational talent in posting
March 9, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Today the Cleveland browns traded two picks for a generational talent in posting
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had this extremely targeted story pop up and i have heard different versions of it before. as a lifelong resident i have a theory that no he didn't. however, by the time he made it back to civilization yes he had
January 22, 2024 at 4:49 AM
had this extremely targeted story pop up and i have heard different versions of it before. as a lifelong resident i have a theory that no he didn't. however, by the time he made it back to civilization yes he had
had this extremely targeted story pop up and i have heard different versions of it before. as a lifelong resident i have a theory that no he didn't. however, by the time he made it back to civilization yes he had
January 22, 2024 at 4:49 AM
had this extremely targeted story pop up and i have heard different versions of it before. as a lifelong resident i have a theory that no he didn't. however, by the time he made it back to civilization yes he had
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i'm gonna do something extra gay later tonight 😳
January 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM
i'm gonna do something extra gay later tonight 😳
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Maybe this will help:
November 4, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Maybe this will help:
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One of my favorite things about conservative intellectuals is that they never have thoughts about Fyodor Dostoevsky but if you ask them about Gaston or Pumbaa it’s like ok buckle up
(L-R)
1. murder your brother & starve your tribe
2. be vain and jealous of your stepdaughter
3. look old & ugly when trying to murder your stepdaughter
4. lead a mob to murder your love interest's crush
1. murder your brother & starve your tribe
2. be vain and jealous of your stepdaughter
3. look old & ugly when trying to murder your stepdaughter
4. lead a mob to murder your love interest's crush
December 30, 2023 at 2:26 PM
One of my favorite things about conservative intellectuals is that they never have thoughts about Fyodor Dostoevsky but if you ask them about Gaston or Pumbaa it’s like ok buckle up
finnegans wake implies the existence of finnegans nap
December 29, 2023 at 2:35 AM
finnegans wake implies the existence of finnegans nap
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"These sugarplums ain't shit."
*twenty minutes later*
*twenty minutes later*
December 22, 2023 at 8:04 PM
"These sugarplums ain't shit."
*twenty minutes later*
*twenty minutes later*
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salvate deez nuts you bellringing bitches
December 16, 2023 at 10:23 PM
salvate deez nuts you bellringing bitches
salvate deez nuts you bellringing bitches
December 16, 2023 at 10:23 PM
salvate deez nuts you bellringing bitches
didn't sleep much, thought i was gonna nap but now i think im gonna try to make it until a reasonable adult time to go to bed. like 6pm after it's fully dark
December 6, 2023 at 8:48 PM
didn't sleep much, thought i was gonna nap but now i think im gonna try to make it until a reasonable adult time to go to bed. like 6pm after it's fully dark
woke up from an unplanned nap with both boys laying on me and now it's dark outside. i might as well sleep until tomorrow at this point
November 29, 2023 at 10:26 PM
woke up from an unplanned nap with both boys laying on me and now it's dark outside. i might as well sleep until tomorrow at this point
coffee tasted right today, first time since this bout of covid. still drained and kinda concerned about long term shit. first round didn't know i was infected until weird symptoms started later but this time i got the flu-like stuff first and hopefully the high temp killed any bugglers left in there
November 26, 2023 at 6:36 AM
coffee tasted right today, first time since this bout of covid. still drained and kinda concerned about long term shit. first round didn't know i was infected until weird symptoms started later but this time i got the flu-like stuff first and hopefully the high temp killed any bugglers left in there
this covid stuff kinda sucks huh?
November 17, 2023 at 11:47 PM
this covid stuff kinda sucks huh?
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all cops are murderers
i am so mad for this mother
i am so mad for this mother
Background here:
March 2023 man leaves mom's house - last she hears from him
Reports him missing to police
In Sept finds out he was run over by a cop less than an hour after she last saw him and buried in a pauper's grave
Today: he had ID with home address on him
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
March 2023 man leaves mom's house - last she hears from him
Reports him missing to police
In Sept finds out he was run over by a cop less than an hour after she last saw him and buried in a pauper's grave
Today: he had ID with home address on him
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Dexter Wade, buried without his family’s knowledge, had ID on him with his home address, lawyer sa...
Wade, 37, was run over by a police cruiser in March and buried in a pauper's grave. His mother searched for him for months before learning what happened.
www.nbcnews.com
November 17, 2023 at 10:57 PM
all cops are murderers
i am so mad for this mother
i am so mad for this mother
thought this was gonna be fake until i saw the £
November 6, 2023 at 6:25 PM
thought this was gonna be fake until i saw the £
rogan is *so* impressionable. all it would take is the right guest to tell him eating lead could inoculate him to bullets
He is destined to die in the stupidest way possible.
Joe Rogan “poisoned” himself with arsenic by eating copious quantities sardines.
The ocean is fighting back.
https://www.insider.com/joe-rogan-sardines-arsenic-poisoning-2023-11
The ocean is fighting back.
https://www.insider.com/joe-rogan-sardines-arsenic-poisoning-2023-11
November 2, 2023 at 2:10 AM
rogan is *so* impressionable. all it would take is the right guest to tell him eating lead could inoculate him to bullets
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god was really having a weird one when they made muntjac deer. truly a dark creation
November 2, 2023 at 1:54 AM
god was really having a weird one when they made muntjac deer. truly a dark creation
living waxworks are much less of a threat to me personally then i was lead to believe they would be as a child
like, if the entire contents of every waxwork museum in the world came to life with murderous intent i would be in almost no danger at all
like, if the entire contents of every waxwork museum in the world came to life with murderous intent i would be in almost no danger at all
November 2, 2023 at 12:11 AM
living waxworks are much less of a threat to me personally then i was lead to believe they would be as a child
like, if the entire contents of every waxwork museum in the world came to life with murderous intent i would be in almost no danger at all
like, if the entire contents of every waxwork museum in the world came to life with murderous intent i would be in almost no danger at all
forget all the star charts or letterboxeds, post your podcatcher
October 31, 2023 at 2:18 AM
forget all the star charts or letterboxeds, post your podcatcher
my halloween costume is 'person with gross leg, unsexy'
long covid ruining my capillaries has also given me a great 'terminal alcoholic nose' mask
shit is healing slowly, doctors are fucking useless. finally googled, "how to heal chronic wound" and have been making progress since
long covid ruining my capillaries has also given me a great 'terminal alcoholic nose' mask
shit is healing slowly, doctors are fucking useless. finally googled, "how to heal chronic wound" and have been making progress since
October 30, 2023 at 2:53 AM
my halloween costume is 'person with gross leg, unsexy'
long covid ruining my capillaries has also given me a great 'terminal alcoholic nose' mask
shit is healing slowly, doctors are fucking useless. finally googled, "how to heal chronic wound" and have been making progress since
long covid ruining my capillaries has also given me a great 'terminal alcoholic nose' mask
shit is healing slowly, doctors are fucking useless. finally googled, "how to heal chronic wound" and have been making progress since
picked up a 2022 quarter and this shit feels like an arcade token, definitely lighter than a quarter usedtabe
October 29, 2023 at 8:31 PM
picked up a 2022 quarter and this shit feels like an arcade token, definitely lighter than a quarter usedtabe
prob a robe not a cloak. i was too distracted by realizing that was an actual face and not a mask to be sure
saw a vvitch, thought it was a costume until i got close and nope. her face was the only thing visible under a head to toe hooded cloak and she looked oldold, like too old to have been walking up a hill as steep as she was without even a cane. she was struggling a little, but less than i woulda been
October 29, 2023 at 7:09 PM
prob a robe not a cloak. i was too distracted by realizing that was an actual face and not a mask to be sure
saw a vvitch, thought it was a costume until i got close and nope. her face was the only thing visible under a head to toe hooded cloak and she looked oldold, like too old to have been walking up a hill as steep as she was without even a cane. she was struggling a little, but less than i woulda been
October 29, 2023 at 6:57 PM
saw a vvitch, thought it was a costume until i got close and nope. her face was the only thing visible under a head to toe hooded cloak and she looked oldold, like too old to have been walking up a hill as steep as she was without even a cane. she was struggling a little, but less than i woulda been