if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

this is for everyone

I would rather die than create an account to continue

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

final fantasy 14 didn't mark me for the story, gameplay or community

this, this left a mark

that ps2 jrpg will change your life.

tech bro is short for technically broken

This is very much the mood lately

This is still the greatest clapback in television history. RIP George Lowe.

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

Everyone clowns on Drake until they’re in the mood for one of his little coffee cakes.

everyone has that one homie with their own special move combo

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

I hate IoT! I hate IoT!!

this is the internet Google created where everyone is trying to keep page time up, word count above a certain level, etc. it fucking sucks and it’s just because everyone is trying to game the algo to make their little ad rev pittance

Seeing both the yellow paint in Final Fantasy discourse and the Xbox meltdowns on Twitter is a reminder that you CAN be too much of a nerd.

Get a healthy dose of normie in your personality for balance