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Simon William Cree
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You can't just attack me because I'm a beautiful woman. He/Him. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
There are only so many times we can post the Jessica Lange meme, and yet.
I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient mystic society of No Zarahs
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"The people briefing against Wes Streeting must go to another school. I don't think you'd know them."
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Good evening!

We will be reporting on a protest march across the Silver Jubilee Bridge for Transgender Awareness Week.

The motto of this protest is, "bridging the fight for trans equality", hence the bridge march.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The people yearn for a factionalist that started a lobby firm for an ethnostate which now spends most of its time spreading great replacement theory
When your excellent, very smart politics are fantastically popular and you are a locally and nationally beloved Titan of political charisma
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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"Only racists are allowed to be angry about paedophiles" is a surprisingly succinct summary of conservative politics
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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When your excellent, very smart politics are fantastically popular and you are a locally and nationally beloved Titan of political charisma
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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what the fash rags can't deal with is how Polanski brings the charm of, like Mamdani, just honestly enjoying Good Things and sincerely wanting people to have said Good Things versus the slick charisma of the chancer fake-leftist demagogue type they keep desperately trying to pin on him
"This energy!!!" 👏👏👏👏

Zack Polanski joins Rizzle Kicks out on stage in Bristol
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What the fuck is wrong with this man, complete brainworms.
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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If you think Epstein's emails are illiterate and moronic, imagine what Musk's are like 💀
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sorry, one of this city's greatest cultural assets doesn't feature too highly on the Black Mould's agenda.
Story in @glasgowbell.bsky.social this morning about the dire state of the Mitchell Library which needs £25m for stabilising works. If I was an immensely wealthy Scottish writer this is the sort of project I would fund with 2% of my fortune instead of obsessively trying to eradicate a minority group
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Story in @glasgowbell.bsky.social this morning about the dire state of the Mitchell Library which needs £25m for stabilising works. If I was an immensely wealthy Scottish writer this is the sort of project I would fund with 2% of my fortune instead of obsessively trying to eradicate a minority group
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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The UK govt: "Hmm, we might have to ban VPNs & a whole range of otehr basic privacy safeguards, to Protect The Children, y'know."

Also the UK govt: "It's perfectly fine to let Nazi billionaire & friend of Epstein Peter Thiel trawl through the entire corpus of NHS personal data on your children."
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Ultimately this whole thing again has the establishment deferring to a cis woman as knowing whats best for trans people and scolding us trannies for daring to disagree
Yknow thinking more about MPs championing the no phones in schools thing in Brianna Ghey’s name just how arrogant you gotta be as a cis person not to wonder where all the trans people endorsing your project are at named after a girl murdered for being trans
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:

* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality

And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Out of all these women, I do not believe Mary Cosby would lie to me. If Mary Cosby said it happened like that on that airplane, it happened like that.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Everyone… I just need to rent a place to replace our tent. My family has fallen very sick because of it, Don’t forget us even with the ceasefire it’s an illusion to divert attention from us. Our suffering has worsened, the situation is extremely dire and I’ve lost everything except my trust in you.
My dearest friend set up the weekly and monthly donation options so that we can stay alive after a tent was destroyed just 100 meters away from us last night. The sand covered our faces while we were still alive.

I’m deeply depressed and can’t keep begging one by one for help anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Excited for Labour to announce the "Brianna Ghey memorial conversion therapy clinic"
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM