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she/her, KCMO, queer, hostile, and has never been killed
i spam pop culture at @popnok.bsky.social
36 meters and approaching rapidly
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36 meters and approaching rapidly
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Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023.
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
gotta be honest, I cannot take the discourse around Ariana Grande's body and wish people would shut the fuck up
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
gotta be honest, I cannot take the discourse around Ariana Grande's body and wish people would shut the fuck up
stop putting mila kunis and ashton kutcher in things.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
stop putting mila kunis and ashton kutcher in things.
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Makes all the people who were fired for commenting negatively about Charlie Kirk seem quaint, don't it
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Makes all the people who were fired for commenting negatively about Charlie Kirk seem quaint, don't it
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ok, i guess this coming year is finally the year i switch off of turbotax. it's always just been the simplest way to get the damn thing done every year i haven't wanted to stop using it but this is too much
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ok, i guess this coming year is finally the year i switch off of turbotax. it's always just been the simplest way to get the damn thing done every year i haven't wanted to stop using it but this is too much
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Kansas City, if anyone would like to adopt a seemingly well-trained husky that is very sweet and also very much a husky, my bud Audrey seems to have acquired one
Bro this husky wants me to be his new mommy but I CAN NOT have a second dog especially a breed this annoying
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Kansas City, if anyone would like to adopt a seemingly well-trained husky that is very sweet and also very much a husky, my bud Audrey seems to have acquired one
what can i play that will feel like playing paradise killer for the first time
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
what can i play that will feel like playing paradise killer for the first time
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FINALLY i got to gush about how good Heaven's Vault is somewhere other than social media! Lovely, rare treat to be back on Tales from the Backlog.
New on Tales from the Backlog- @duckvalentine.bsky.social is back to deep dive Heaven's Vault! It's a remarkable feat of storytelling, and learning the in-game language was a blast. As always, no spoilers for a while!
LISTEN: talesfromthebacklog.fireside.fm/192
WATCH: youtu.be/dYsfc9wUdZ4
LISTEN: talesfromthebacklog.fireside.fm/192
WATCH: youtu.be/dYsfc9wUdZ4
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
FINALLY i got to gush about how good Heaven's Vault is somewhere other than social media! Lovely, rare treat to be back on Tales from the Backlog.
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This is an excellent story. We got similar pitches from the same writer at Defector and if they had not been entirely generated by someone plugging prompts into The Fabulism Device they really would've been cool.
A few months ago @thelocal.to got a promising pitch from a writer with bylines in whole bunch of reputable publications—The Cut, The Guardian, Dwell, Architectural Digest, etc. Then I started investigating. Here's a story about fabulists in journalism's AI slop era. thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is an excellent story. We got similar pitches from the same writer at Defector and if they had not been entirely generated by someone plugging prompts into The Fabulism Device they really would've been cool.
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why would u watch stranger things if a main cast member is a genocidal freak and also the show sucks ass. is it the flashing lights? when eleven holds out her hand screams and gets a nosebleed is that like crack to u guys
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
why would u watch stranger things if a main cast member is a genocidal freak and also the show sucks ass. is it the flashing lights? when eleven holds out her hand screams and gets a nosebleed is that like crack to u guys
do you think I could make peanut butter flavored buttercream frosting with protein powder
and eat that for a meal
and eat that for a meal
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
do you think I could make peanut butter flavored buttercream frosting with protein powder
and eat that for a meal
and eat that for a meal
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edgeplay (forcing her to use Microsoft edge exclusively until I say otherwise)
knowing my audience "microsoft edge is actually fine" is a significantly more dangerous post than the bait I normally write in the shower on here
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
edgeplay (forcing her to use Microsoft edge exclusively until I say otherwise)
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hey does anyone have any recommendations for tenant's rights lawyers in minneapolis?
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
hey does anyone have any recommendations for tenant's rights lawyers in minneapolis?
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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I'm sick of people calling me a consummate host when they won't even fuck me
December 29, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I'm sick of people calling me a consummate host when they won't even fuck me
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Hiiiii friendly reminder that if you live in the Kansas City area I have a baking business! Every year I make pies for Thanksgiving, so if you want to bring a homemade pie to family dinner without the hassle, let me bake one for you!
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hiiiii friendly reminder that if you live in the Kansas City area I have a baking business! Every year I make pies for Thanksgiving, so if you want to bring a homemade pie to family dinner without the hassle, let me bake one for you!
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November 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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“she flamed out and faded away” is such funny framing for a woman publishing an excerpt of her book in vanity fair, where she also works. I wish I could flame out and fade away so successfully
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“she flamed out and faded away” is such funny framing for a woman publishing an excerpt of her book in vanity fair, where she also works. I wish I could flame out and fade away so successfully
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is deergirl venison vegan
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
is deergirl venison vegan
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Wow this is so correct
Wow this is so correct
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Wow this is so correct
Wow this is so correct
i am so unbelievably spoiled
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i am so unbelievably spoiled
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Call of Duty isn't even hiding the fact that loads of its calling cards and other unlockables are AI generated this year.
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Call of Duty isn't even hiding the fact that loads of its calling cards and other unlockables are AI generated this year.
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
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every time some prominent man is like ‘but all men want to fuck 17 year olds! every last one!’ i feel just fucking empty man. because there’s no way to confirm it isn’t true is there? i can’t prove that all of civilization isn’t just an elaborate cover for men’s supposed desperation to fuck children
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
every time some prominent man is like ‘but all men want to fuck 17 year olds! every last one!’ i feel just fucking empty man. because there’s no way to confirm it isn’t true is there? i can’t prove that all of civilization isn’t just an elaborate cover for men’s supposed desperation to fuck children
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This was Acti’s excuse for the Zombies calling card and then they next game they published they egregiously used AI for multiple calling cards so
Ubisoft admits AI-generated loading screen "slipped through" into final build of Anno 117: Pax Romana
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-admi...
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-admi...
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This was Acti’s excuse for the Zombies calling card and then they next game they published they egregiously used AI for multiple calling cards so