Philip Philip
@philipphilip.bsky.social
Libra • INFJ • Clickety-Clacker • he/him • Cat Dad • Reformed Demon Twink
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
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This article just reminded me of this old tweet
August 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This article just reminded me of this old tweet
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Sam Altman: we think maybe if we fuel the machine god with blood, he will wake
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
August 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Sam Altman: we think maybe if we fuel the machine god with blood, he will wake
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
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In the last few days, Rush children's hospital, U Chicago Medicine, and Children's National Hospital have all announced they are ending their gender affirming care programs due to threats from the Trump administration.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In the last few days, Rush children's hospital, U Chicago Medicine, and Children's National Hospital have all announced they are ending their gender affirming care programs due to threats from the Trump administration.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
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Source TBD abut pressing nonetheless
June 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Source TBD abut pressing nonetheless
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Why a Musk-Cheney ticket is Democrats’ best bet in 2028
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Why a Musk-Cheney ticket is Democrats’ best bet in 2028
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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gouache practice
May 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
gouache practice
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
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I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.
March 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.
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Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
March 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
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I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien
February 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien
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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.
Hooters in Talks to Prepare a Bankruptcy Filing in Coming Months
Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to restructure the business through bankruptcy court in the coming months, according to people with knowledge of the arrangements.
www.bloomberg.com
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.
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Do you think Merrick Garland is having a pleasant day? Just reading a mystery novel, going for a leisurely walk, learning the day's news from Colbert's opening monologue, solemnly chuckling "someone should have done something about these guys," then weighing which seven-figure memoir offer to take.
February 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Do you think Merrick Garland is having a pleasant day? Just reading a mystery novel, going for a leisurely walk, learning the day's news from Colbert's opening monologue, solemnly chuckling "someone should have done something about these guys," then weighing which seven-figure memoir offer to take.
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I broke down sobbing over the state of the world this morning while I was feeding the cats. But you have to keep going, cats will need more food.
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I broke down sobbing over the state of the world this morning while I was feeding the cats. But you have to keep going, cats will need more food.
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you ever have a bad acid trip and start to hallucinate pulling out ur hair and then see the hair come to life and serve cunt ? who has that happened to ?
Acid Trip Couture Runway for PHD
Acid Trip Couture Runway for PHD
January 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
you ever have a bad acid trip and start to hallucinate pulling out ur hair and then see the hair come to life and serve cunt ? who has that happened to ?
Acid Trip Couture Runway for PHD
Acid Trip Couture Runway for PHD
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
January 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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And when Lea as Elfaba has to read the Grimmerie in the final act???
December 30, 2024 at 12:56 AM
And when Lea as Elfaba has to read the Grimmerie in the final act???