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whiona.me
i was not familiar with her game
Umamusume log screenshot. Lady in a Dress: Ken?! Don't tell me you still harbor that foolish desire to become a princess... Suntanned Boy: Mother... I know you told me it was impossible and that I should give up the thought... Suntanned Boy: But I can't change how I feel! I want to be a princess! Suntanned Boy: I want to be just like Kawakami Princess! A cool, strong, dazzling princess! Lady in a Dress: At the very least, surely you should aim to be a prince instead! I mean, you're a... Selection: What do you say to that, Kawakami Princess? Is [text is cut off - I think it said “Is that true?”] Kawakami Princess: No, it isn't! Whether or not he can become a princess all depends on his mindset and effort! Lady in a Dress: What?! Kawakami Princess: I believe that a princess is someone who never gives up. And how one becomes that princess is different for everyone! Kawakami Princess: Just as my vision differs from yours, I'm sure the boy has his own idea of what being a princess entails. Selection: There's no right or wrong here. Kawakami Princess: Indeed. It's not our place to tell others what to believe. That's for them to decide. Instead, focus on who you want to be. Kawakami Princess: That way, when you look back on your past, you'll feel proud. Kawakami Princess: Proud of the fact... that you did it all yourself. Suddenly, I hear the sound of footsteps approaching...
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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samd.bsky.social
Waow based
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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josuetriste.bsky.social
Desejo a todos os neurodivergentes, proletários, esquisitos, céticos, bobos, macumbeiros, satanistas, ocultistas, escritores, músicos, artistas, ateus, assexuais, safados, gostosa(o)s, comunistas, anarquistas, ateus, kickboxers, insones, snipers, dinossauros, cães, gatos e pássaros uma ótima semana.
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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taco.cat
It’s kind of incredible that The Onion’s aiming to surpass the Washington Post in print circulation but I’m here for it.
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
Hey there Onion members, This is Ben Collins, CEO of America’s Finest News Source™. I am writing today, as we have arrived at a precipice in American life, to thank you. Our government is employing masked oafs to kidnap our neighbors, ziptie our children, and play Call of Duty: Burger King Edition in several American cities. The White House, otherwise occupied with taping an episode of HGTV’s “Help I Wrecked My House,” is hellbent on politically mandated starvation of the indigent. Worst of all, America’s airwaves have been taken over by dull throbbing moans only recently identified by scientists as something known as “Morgan Wallen.” In short, it is not a good time out there, and our captured media has been too scared to call that out. But, because of you, none of that is true at The Onion. For reasons we don’t like or understand, our work has become increasingly important. You and your contribution over the last year have allowed The Onion to thrive in this precarious moment — to take risks and to say sentences mere moments before those thoughts become criminalized. We need your help in the next year to bolster that fight as things get precipitously worse. Because of your support, The Onion is now the 11th-most distributed newspaper in the United States, sandwiched between The Boston Globe and The Chicago Tribune. In the next year, our goal is to crack the top 10, and to surpass the circulation of the propaganda project of a notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos and The Washington Post. We’re confident we can reach this goal with your help. Unlike other publications, which all appear to have a fetish for caving to an increasingly maniacal and unpopular authoritarian government, The Onion remains unafraid to print the truth, straightforwardly and without favor. Due to your patronage in the last year, we have: Published 13 newspapers since the relaunch of our print edition in September of 2024. Over the summer, by popular demand, we increased the size of the paper by half. Took out a full-page advertisement in the New York Times “calling upon lawmakers in Congress to sit back and do absolutely nothing,” then sent this op-ed to every member of the House and Senate and all 54,000 of our subscribers. Thankfully, they took our advice, and now people are starving. Drove the Onion Newsvan in front of protests and ICE detention centers, blaring headlines about ICE’s one true love: teargassing elementary schools. Released Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in over 40 cities across North America and later on YouTube, and let independent theatres keep the ticket sales. It’s still unclear if we can write this off. And, a year ago this week, we successfully bid on InfoWars at a bankruptcy auction, before the judgment was overturned by a judge for — and I’m paraphrasing here — being too cool. Yes, despite a legal bill that rivals the GDP of West Virginia, we are continuing work to acquire InfoWars and evolve it into an galactically sized depot of lies, scams, and miracle cures for all of the world’s awesome new and untracked illnesses. The Supreme Court — yes, this Supreme Court — denied Alex Jones’ appeal just last month, a last gasp at evading justice, and we’re hoping this clears a path to reinventing the dumbest site on the internet very soon. So ahead of this holiday season, please consider subscribing to The Onion for yourself, your friends, your parents, or your infant. People love getting something great in the mail every month amidst their requisite bills and death threats. Look, we’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Are you? If so, I hope you’ll continue to be an Onion member, get the paper, and help us deliver ulcers to those who deserve it. Thank you, and Tu Stultus Es, Ben Collins CEO | The Onion
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Conversando aqui com o @uzralf.bsky.social subiu a pergunta: como a gente aposta uma graninha contra IA? Tem algum hedge fund pra gente entrar? Eu queria ganhar um dinheirinho quando der merda...
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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atila.bsky.social
Prejuízo depende de onde você investe
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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guante.info
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
miamidsa.org Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 8d
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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ofioqueliga.bsky.social
abre o google
VOCE QUER USAR O MODO IA??
abre o gmail
E AGORA VC QUER USAR IA?
abre o drive
TEM UM IA AQUI HEIN... USA VAI
abre a galeria de foto
EIII USE A IA
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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mirimemiri.bsky.social
Ivete tá divorciando

quem será que vai ficar com a guarda do Shawn Mendes?
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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pgourevitch.bsky.social
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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ryot.bsky.social
pronto, agora um pouquinho melhor desenhado
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever." Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man." This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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danielduncan.bsky.social
é certo que, daqui pra frente, o alexandre de moraes vai estar no escritório, digitando qualquer despacho, quando simplesmente vai congelar olhando pro nada e lembrar: "caralho, um ferro de solda kkkkkkkkkk pqp", e depois voltar ao trabalho, como quem aceita que o país é isso mesmo
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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barangurte.bsky.social
Bolsonaro preso

Generais golpistas presos

Menor desemprego da história

Neymar fora da Copa

O show da Lady Gaga em Copacabana conserto o tecido do espaço-tempo
nopaywall.bsky.social Notícias Sem Paywall @nopaywall.bsky.social · 8d
Notícia da @oglobo.globo.com

"Com lesão no joelho esquerdo, Neymar deve perder restante da temporada pelo Santos"

Link sem paywall ⬇️
Com lesão no joelho esquerdo, Neymar deve perder restante da temporada pelo Santos
Com a quarta lesão sofrida na temporada, Neymar não deve mais entrar em campo pelo Santos em 2025. O atacante teve um problema no menisco do joelho esquerdo e, provavelmente, não terá condições de entrar em campo nas próximas três partidas da equipe paulista no Brasileirão. A lesão foi sofrida durante o empate do Santos em 1 a 1 com o Mirassol. Por conta dela, Neymar chegou a ser poupado contra o Internacional, na última segunda-feira. A informação foi dada inicialmente para o ge. Na zona de rebaixamento, o Santos enfrentará Sport, Juventude e Cruzeiro até o fim do Brasileirão. O time paulista está um ponto atrás do Vitória, primeiro time fora do Z4.
sem-paywall.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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omnicr.one
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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erikahilton.bsky.social
🚨 URGENTE!

O STF acaba de ENCERRAR o processo contra Bolsonaro...

Por não haver mais possibilidade de recurso!!!

Com isso, a qualquer momento, pode ser decretado o início do cumprimento da pena de 27 anos de prisão de Jair Bolsonaro, que já está preso preventivamente.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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camarotedacpi.bsky.social
🚨 JAIR BOLSONARO ESTÁ OFICIALMENTE CONDENADO A 27 ANOS E 3 MESES DE PRISÃO 🚨

🎉 TRÂNSITO EM JULGADO É PUBLICADO PELO STF ⚖️
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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atila.bsky.social
Aqui a chantagem
cwarzel.bsky.social Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 8d
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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charlinhoxavier.bsky.social
Mermão, esse reels de black friday da Comix Zone tá edição de colecionador.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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mundodeandy.bsky.social
A Faria Lima conseguiu transformar o que era brega em algo fálico
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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toriimacdaddy.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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hbcompass.bsky.social
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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marcio.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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arnaldobranco.bsky.social
Acabou que foi tão patética quanto o @paulomoreira.bsky.social tinha previsto
paulomoreira.bsky.social Paulo Moreira @paulomoreira.bsky.social · Nov 27
montei o cenário aqui bom dia
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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adrianastrix.bsky.social
Pra completar a comédia:
Screenshot de um pico de 88 buscas por tornozeleira solda no DF às 22:52 do dia 21 de novembro.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM