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Petulant Skeptic
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Pediatric intensivist. Assistant professor. Army officer. Husband. Father. Waffle expert. Opinionated.
Pinned
Four rules of medicine:
Give a shit
Know your shit
Take no shit
Shit happens
At my hospital I often say "people in carpeted offices" shouldn't get to make patient care decisions. If your office floor isn't linoleum you're too far from patients to make decisions about their care.
The thing about this. The dismissal of “air conditioned offices”. Is that Pete Hegseth never went to airborne school. Never went to air assault. Never attempted a ranger tab. Never served as a company commander.

These are uncomfortable, non-air conditioned gates that every infantry officer passes.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
lol, I guess some GOs made some phone calls to editors and reporters, the WaPo headline on their front page rn is "Concerns grow that Hegseth, White House aim to scapegoat admiral in deadly boat strike"
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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This is funnier when you remember he was up at midnight retweeting hundreds of posts. He's like a middle schooler who was up too late on his nintendo switch.
Trump's eyes are closing and he's dozing off. But he still has enough in the tank to jerk awake every few seconds.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
what in the absolute actual fuck

how does rupert power wash the humanity out of everyone fox news hires?
Megyn Kelly says that simply murdering the survivors of a strike on a Venezuelan fishing boat isn't enough. She would prefer that they be subjected to extended torture to heighten their pain and agony. Megyn has captured the essence of what it means to be MAGA.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This means we’re going to war in Venezuela right
*TRUMP TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT AT 2PM EST TUESDAY
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
DeBoer calling plays like his job is on the line (it is)
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Never mind that countless mass shootings by, mostly, disaffected white men don't provoke any national soul searching; now we'll castigate an entire ethnicity on the basis of one event and further stain the promises we made Afghans who risked their lives for Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Maybe he just wants to do a uniform inspection so he can see what a V device looks like
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bari Weiss is a stupid person's idea of a mediocre person.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is what they're taking from us.
In this study of infants in Italy, nirsevimab population coverage of 79% was associated with a lower population-level and individual-level hazard of RSV hospitalization. ja.ma/4o6uaQ4

November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There's literally no point in inventing it but I wish we had the technology to reverse vaccinations so that all these vaccinated dipshits who spew anti-vax bile could be made to put up or shut up. All of them should be interrogated ceaselessly about whether their own children are vaccinated.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not a minor correction: only the oath of enlistment includes a commitment to following the orders of the President. There no such commitment in the oath of commissioned officers.
Members of the military take an oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, and to obey the orders of the president too.

I guess they never imagined the president could present the threat to the Constitution, but here we are.
CROW: Donald Trump has made a series of very disturbing comments and suggestions that would violate US law and put our military in terrible positions. We are standing by our troops--

MacCALLUM: Who sign up every day as you did to carry out the orders of the commander in chief
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I think about how the Clean Air Act eliminated its carveout for CFC-propelled medication inhalers which resulted in a thicket of new patents for HFA-propelled inhalers and the billions of dollars in pharma revenue that generated to avoid an inconsequential amount of CFC use
I think about ozone and hairspray/CFCs all the time
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oregon I am begging you to repeat the greatest thing you've ever done: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...
Humpback whale stranded on the Oregon Coast to be euthanized
A young humpback whale stranded on the shore near Yachats, which captured the attention of many in Oregon and across the world, will be euthanized.
www.oregonlive.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My ETS vs unwanted trip to Venezuela speed run challenge
Trump says he won’t rule out sending troops into Venezuela
President Trump saying he’s not ruling out sending troops into Venezuela appeared at odds with his claim that his administration may be open to talks with Nicolás Maduro.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So often I send an email with a chain of traffic quoted below my own request that is relevant to the question. More often than not no one reads the quoted traffic and thus give nonsense answers. I promise: it is always more efficient for everyone involved for you to read the whole email.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Every once in awhile I remember that Keri Russell was married when she started filming The Americans and she divorced her husband and is now married (though maybe not legally?) to Matthew Rhys
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Seahawks had no right to be kicking for the win in the first place still disappointing though
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sam Darnold regression to the mean as fast as possible challenge
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Who is the target of an NFL-game commercial for GE aviation? Surely there’s no way this makes sense in terms of ROI on ad spend
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's called a MOAR (duh)
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM