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looking forward to it
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think I'd have more sympathy for Erika Kirk if she wasn't so obviously using her husband's death to scam elderly Republican voters into donating to her dead husband's Super PAC so she can keep her giant mansion or perhaps get an even bigger one
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Trump just reposted" no you're mistaken, the person who posted this is clearly 12
Things are going well over on Truth Social, where Trump just reposted AI Slop of himself as what I can only describe as imperial Lannister cosplay, with prominent Democrats kneeling at his feet
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Pope seems cool right now. Question is: will he give me $1 million in cash? Remains to be seen
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Honey mustard has a low ceiling. Time to be honest about this
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
they're called The Sith, and they're doing things well, incredible things beyond what the Jedi could dream of, and it's frankly, it's sad. it's sad to see what the Jedi become we think the Sith is great, quite and we're done with Yoda and all that those things. he's small, I like to say, green guy
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Real catch-22 that in order for Zohran to be allowed to run for president, Elon Musk would also be allowed to run for president
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(Trump bear-hugging Bernie Sanders) would an Epstein guy do this? didn't think so. regular guy here, make sure to follow on the tick toc
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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he loves a winner!!!
he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ken jennings: you expected mac and cheese? oh no! this is mac OR cheese. and now please select either the block of cheddar or the wet noodle pile. and remember you WILL be entombed in your chosen substance for eternity
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the president has been a super old guy for about 10 years now and everything is going awesome
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A.I. is the natural progression of the "fake news" media weapon. A multibillion dollar scheme to protect/enrich a mob of sexual predators & criminals, who depend on support from people who do not want to believe they support sexual predators & criminals, and thus crave plausible deniability.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard from someone close to the NASDAQ that The Hamburglar will be back in a major way
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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They’re calling him “Pervert Don” and it’s like something like nobody’s ever seen in terms of pervert and we’re looking into it very much so
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I would lizzove to nuzzi anything about these dorks ever again
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The constellation of McDonald’s arches really brings this together
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Centipedes must be stopped
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
These people are nihilists, Donnie. Nothing to worry about
Didn’t think much of the rumors until they started doing damage control
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What’s the average age of people implicated in Epstein’s emails? Is it millennials? Is it Gen z? Is it wokeness?? Let’s see some reporting on that
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So we’re seriously just never gonna find out what happened to Amelia Earhart are we
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
They’re calling him “Pervert Don” and it’s like something like nobody’s ever seen in terms of pervert and we’re looking into it very much so
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Frankenstein monster should have more powers, like fireballs or ice powers. plasma beams. or air traffic control. Frankenstein monster please do air traffic control powers
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Charlie was buried with all the scissors :(
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
me: hey check this shit out boomer. Lifesaver plus peanut plus fun size Snickers in one bite. I like it

Willy Wonka: *does Buffalo Bill's whole thing to me*
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM