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looking forward to it
Centipedes must be stopped
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
These people are nihilists, Donnie. Nothing to worry about
Didn’t think much of the rumors until they started doing damage control
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What’s the average age of people implicated in Epstein’s emails? Is it millennials? Is it Gen z? Is it wokeness?? Let’s see some reporting on that
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The President of the USA is a nasty greedy lowlife whose power makes life worse for everyone. You are not allowed to approve of this freak having serious power and claim you love America. Helping Donald Trump is traitorous you can go fuck the flag all you want that fact remains
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thanks Donald, loving the posts. You really got a bunch of freaks telling you this shit works huh. “We will build statues” buddy I’m sorry your legacy is old pedophile forever
It's giving "flailing".
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So we’re seriously just never gonna find out what happened to Amelia Earhart are we
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
They’re calling him “Pervert Don” and it’s like something like nobody’s ever seen in terms of pervert and we’re looking into it very much so
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
president brain no good :(
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Frankenstein monster should have more powers, like fireballs or ice powers. plasma beams. or air traffic control. Frankenstein monster please do air traffic control powers
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tim Robinson knows that a guy yelling “OH NO!” when something horrible happens will always be funny
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
getting ahead of the inevitable Thanksgiving clusterfuck
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Charlie was buried with all the scissors :(
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
me: hey check this shit out boomer. Lifesaver plus peanut plus fun size Snickers in one bite. I like it

Willy Wonka: *does Buffalo Bill's whole thing to me*
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I think the whole goal with AI is getting it competent enough to generate a believable Trump so when whatever nasty Epstein-related videos end up leaking they have an angle to deny it. Truly makes as much sense as anything else
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Reposted by Petoskey Stoned
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
my man's got a stack of printed truths. he's old as hell. full grandpa mode
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"I was actually very personally involved in this bad commercial that looks like shit, so"
The studio that made the shitty coca-cola AI ad getting their teeth kicked in on socials bc of how icky bad it is, then the studio CEO coming out insulting and dismissing folks kicking their teeth in, and THEN releasing the worst ever cover up “hey we actually made this by hand” scam vid

🧍‍♀️
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
GOP: Hollywood is EVIL

also GOP: Welcome to Mar-a-Lago auction! Visit hotel in Thailand like award-winning White Lotus from TV!!
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by Petoskey Stoned
sure would be nice if we had some trains right about now
the government: we’re reducing flights across the board
spirit airlines: you gotta catch me first
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Did you know Frankenstein is technically the name of the scientist. The monster’s name is Cloverfield
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I met Tom Cruise once and he told me "there's not enough gnomes in movies now"
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
that's right buddy. you are 63 years old and it's just about to get good :) you're gonna live forever pal we'll build statues
Bessent: "I think that we're at the cusp of the liftoff. In 2026 and 2027 -- President Trump was committed to bringing manufacturing jobs back to America and this is the start."
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
do not ask "2 Frankenstein movies in the same year what's that about?" in an elevator. your fellow riders will not respect you. they will treat you like a monster. like you're Dracula
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Warning: Your Email is Over The Storage Limit

thanks, gonna delete this email you sent me about this
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM