Petoskey Stoned
@petoskeystoned.bsky.social
looking forward to it
He’s being president because if he wasn’t president it seems quite clear he would have ended up in a cell next to his best friend Jeff
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
He’s being president because if he wasn’t president it seems quite clear he would have ended up in a cell next to his best friend Jeff
Well they are all probably 23 year old Reddit dorks who don’t realize other world leaders can see this stuff
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well they are all probably 23 year old Reddit dorks who don’t realize other world leaders can see this stuff
I think it’s had a much worse effect on older men tbh
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I think it’s had a much worse effect on older men tbh
What’s up. Dumbest guy in the fuckin universe here. I’m shocked as hell
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What’s up. Dumbest guy in the fuckin universe here. I’m shocked as hell
I keep thinking about how hard it must be to clock out knowing the love of your life is still out there...pursuing her dreams...moving to increasingly more comfortable prison cells thanks to president
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I keep thinking about how hard it must be to clock out knowing the love of your life is still out there...pursuing her dreams...moving to increasingly more comfortable prison cells thanks to president
I literally just realized this is the same Donald Trump who used to host teen beauty pageants on TV in the 90s. How did nobody catch this??
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I literally just realized this is the same Donald Trump who used to host teen beauty pageants on TV in the 90s. How did nobody catch this??
I mean as soon as Vance catches the lateral pass he's beelining to the owner's box and trading the football for a pouch of magic beans so it's probably not going much further than that
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I mean as soon as Vance catches the lateral pass he's beelining to the owner's box and trading the football for a pouch of magic beans so it's probably not going much further than that
standing on toilet. no TP in sight. very unsettling
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
standing on toilet. no TP in sight. very unsettling
"it's very challenging for me to believe this guy who made songs about murdering his wife and his mom 20 years ago is not a Trump guy"
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"it's very challenging for me to believe this guy who made songs about murdering his wife and his mom 20 years ago is not a Trump guy"
Whaddaya think? A Grok. Am I becoming a 200 pound Grok? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming: Muskgrok. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two? Heh
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Whaddaya think? A Grok. Am I becoming a 200 pound Grok? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming: Muskgrok. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two? Heh
I think it's cool to be like "I'm gonna become a lawyer to defend the wrongly imprisoned" then be like "I paid 4 psychics SOOO MUCH and they WERE WRONG about my big test :("
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think it's cool to be like "I'm gonna become a lawyer to defend the wrongly imprisoned" then be like "I paid 4 psychics SOOO MUCH and they WERE WRONG about my big test :("
Every social problem is technology putting three trench coats on one guy with six fingers to promote Coke Zero
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Every social problem is technology putting three trench coats on one guy with six fingers to promote Coke Zero
Yeah I wonder why a guy born with Reagan and living with Trump would focus on toxic celebrities
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yeah I wonder why a guy born with Reagan and living with Trump would focus on toxic celebrities
hard to tell whether they add the em dashes intentionally ("it's called doing a bit of trolling") or are seriously relying on illiterate unemployable groypers who got handed 6-figure salaries before they learned how commas work
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hard to tell whether they add the em dashes intentionally ("it's called doing a bit of trolling") or are seriously relying on illiterate unemployable groypers who got handed 6-figure salaries before they learned how commas work
I feel like bladerunner or halo
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I feel like bladerunner or halo