MAGIC BERNIE
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four soot counters in a trenchcoat
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I'm not an expert but they keep calling Will a Sorcerer and wouldn't it be more accurate to say he's like a Warlock who turned against his admittedly nonconsensual patron?
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm not an expert but they keep calling Will a Sorcerer and wouldn't it be more accurate to say he's like a Warlock who turned against his admittedly nonconsensual patron?
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we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people
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Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good
Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
Where I grew up, that was the selling point
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Where I grew up, that was the selling point
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This morning, Instacart announced it will end its use of AI-powered pricing experiments following our report with @moreperfectunion.bsky.social & @consumerreports.org.
BREAKING: Instacart is ending all price testing on its platform in the wake of this report.
EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This morning, Instacart announced it will end its use of AI-powered pricing experiments following our report with @moreperfectunion.bsky.social & @consumerreports.org.
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Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.
Fuckin "Appalachian" who doesn't even believe in mothman says what
JD Vance: "Jasmine Crocket -- the record speaks for itself. She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails."
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Fuckin "Appalachian" who doesn't even believe in mothman says what
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"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.
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oldie but a goodie
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
oldie but a goodie
I couldn't own a restaurant because I would hire as many up and coming wrestlers and mma folks and whatnot as I could just to manhandle people like this the fuck out of my place (and food just seems like a really hard line of work even without this bullshit)
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I couldn't own a restaurant because I would hire as many up and coming wrestlers and mma folks and whatnot as I could just to manhandle people like this the fuck out of my place (and food just seems like a really hard line of work even without this bullshit)
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i am agog that Newsom actually said out loud that he never really thought about affordability until he talked to a streamer who wouldn't let it go.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i am agog that Newsom actually said out loud that he never really thought about affordability until he talked to a streamer who wouldn't let it go.
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It's funny that the best reply to nearly anything Nick Fuentes says existed before he did
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's funny that the best reply to nearly anything Nick Fuentes says existed before he did
Trying to do the CrossFit waggle up but with my cartilage
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Trying to do the CrossFit waggle up but with my cartilage
I miss when goon meant some dude you hired to rough somebody up
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I miss when goon meant some dude you hired to rough somebody up
LSU would have been both cooler and richer if they had kept Orgeron instead of bringing Kelly in. They may never have won big again but that man is the best publicity you could have. Now they're two in a row on worst publicity available and O is just addin' a little something to that morning coffee
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LSU would have been both cooler and richer if they had kept Orgeron instead of bringing Kelly in. They may never have won big again but that man is the best publicity you could have. Now they're two in a row on worst publicity available and O is just addin' a little something to that morning coffee
The world deserves this kind of sentiment in these times
i wrote about why exactly i love ran-thru bald men so much
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December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The world deserves this kind of sentiment in these times
If you make this future and Notre Dame is still good that is Hell
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
If you make this future and Notre Dame is still good that is Hell
Every day I wanna eat, bang and cut the brake lines
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Every day I wanna eat, bang and cut the brake lines
I would rather the SEC just secede from the rest of college football than ever consider devaluing the SEC championship game due to playoff bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I would rather the SEC just secede from the rest of college football than ever consider devaluing the SEC championship game due to playoff bullshit
I'll believe it when I see them on the road but I sure hope it happens
President Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US despite concerns
Trump Wants Asia’s ‘Cute’ Kei Cars to be Made and Sold in US
President Donald Trump, apparently enamored by the pint-sized Kei cars he saw during his recent trip to Japan, has paved the way for them to be made and sold in the US, despite concerns that they’re too small and slow to be driven safely on American roads.
bloom.bg
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'll believe it when I see them on the road but I sure hope it happens