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I love violating Congress rules by properly explaining cast iron care to the world's fakest Appalachian person, JD Vance
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I love violating Congress rules by properly explaining cast iron care to the world's fakest Appalachian person, JD Vance
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Personally I preferred when Super Bowl commercials were ”AAAND TWIIIINS” and not Mike Tyson telling me to “eat beef, fatso” on behalf of the US government.
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Personally I preferred when Super Bowl commercials were ”AAAND TWIIIINS” and not Mike Tyson telling me to “eat beef, fatso” on behalf of the US government.
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GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has officially started clinical trials! GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has officially started clinical trials! GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
More like turding point amiritr
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
More like turding point amiritr
The Fallout show is good.
I just wish they had done what the best of the games (and 4) did, which was create a new and interesting faction against the established backdrop rather than mostly rehashing ones that probably should be defunct by now. But the directions they did go mostly worked anyway
I just wish they had done what the best of the games (and 4) did, which was create a new and interesting faction against the established backdrop rather than mostly rehashing ones that probably should be defunct by now. But the directions they did go mostly worked anyway
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The Fallout show is good.
I just wish they had done what the best of the games (and 4) did, which was create a new and interesting faction against the established backdrop rather than mostly rehashing ones that probably should be defunct by now. But the directions they did go mostly worked anyway
I just wish they had done what the best of the games (and 4) did, which was create a new and interesting faction against the established backdrop rather than mostly rehashing ones that probably should be defunct by now. But the directions they did go mostly worked anyway
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
It ain't exactly Gojira but I'll take Vance getting giant boos I guess
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It ain't exactly Gojira but I'll take Vance getting giant boos I guess
Thinking I might start looksminning
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Thinking I might start looksminning
More like Shitedown amirite? This isn't in response to anything recent I just like wordplay about music I don't enjoy
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
More like Shitedown amirite? This isn't in response to anything recent I just like wordplay about music I don't enjoy
If Hell is real, whoever decided on the Surface Pro is going to bust that place wide open
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If Hell is real, whoever decided on the Surface Pro is going to bust that place wide open
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this truly is the ‘sucks to suck’ administration on top of being the ‘everybody is twelve’ administration
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
this truly is the ‘sucks to suck’ administration on top of being the ‘everybody is twelve’ administration
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW RESISTORS
Apparently, the KamalaHQ accounts are rebranding as "Headquarters," a "new Gen-Z led progressive content hub."
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW RESISTORS
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Fwiw 1, 3, 5, 7 and 8 are already required in law or policy and are not being followed so this is already half dead on arrival.
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Fwiw 1, 3, 5, 7 and 8 are already required in law or policy and are not being followed so this is already half dead on arrival.
This is a miscarriage of justice the likes of which has seldom been seen in human history
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This is a miscarriage of justice the likes of which has seldom been seen in human history
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We apologize for the brief suspension of @dril.bsky.social. While our automoderation tool correctly identified that he 'knew too much,' we regret the error.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
We apologize for the brief suspension of @dril.bsky.social. While our automoderation tool correctly identified that he 'knew too much,' we regret the error.
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little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms you’re currently floating is going to stop this?
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JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
This is the future the Left wants
I wanted to share something with you @techconnectify.bsky.social
Someone relayed this story about your most recent Video, it made me smile and gave me some hope.
Someone relayed this story about your most recent Video, it made me smile and gave me some hope.
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
This is the future the Left wants
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Everything that is done there, can be done here, and could be; this current administration has no love of democracy, free speech, or dissent, and it's already been road testing killing average people who get in their way.
I interviewed an expert on what's happening with connectivity in Iran:
The longest blackout in Iran's history. Thousands dead. Documentation of war crimes dependent on Starlink. A regime that uses AI's ubiquity to undermine the credibility of evidence. www.theverge.com/policy/87184...
The longest blackout in Iran's history. Thousands dead. Documentation of war crimes dependent on Starlink. A regime that uses AI's ubiquity to undermine the credibility of evidence. www.theverge.com/policy/87184...
Shedding light on Iran’s longest internet blackout
A staggering death toll.
www.theverge.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Everything that is done there, can be done here, and could be; this current administration has no love of democracy, free speech, or dissent, and it's already been road testing killing average people who get in their way.
At the risk of sounding like a fence sitting Schumerite, I can see waging a war for Diane Kruger or Lupita Nyong'o tbh
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
At the risk of sounding like a fence sitting Schumerite, I can see waging a war for Diane Kruger or Lupita Nyong'o tbh
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I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint