MAGIC BERNIE
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I can't believe Vecna was drawn to Hawkins because Barb was actually a witch!
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I can't believe Vecna was drawn to Hawkins because Barb was actually a witch!
Polluting a little piece of Memphis or whatever so I can make a bad copy of an IKEA display
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Polluting a little piece of Memphis or whatever so I can make a bad copy of an IKEA display
We're gonna make the Pac 12, Big East and SWC great again. Big 8 TBD
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
We're gonna make the Pac 12, Big East and SWC great again. Big 8 TBD
I'm just canceling football after conference champs from now on fuck it
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I'm just canceling football after conference champs from now on fuck it
Or I'll just forget
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Or I'll just forget
Obviously I'll go full revisionist and delete at least some of this criticism but I appreciate you and the void writ large for listening
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Obviously I'll go full revisionist and delete at least some of this criticism but I appreciate you and the void writ large for listening
We got past the Bama hump to enter our Bob Stoops "can't win after the first week of December" era
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
We got past the Bama hump to enter our Bob Stoops "can't win after the first week of December" era
Whoa whoa I'm grumpy not a fucking idiot
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Whoa whoa I'm grumpy not a fucking idiot
The Georgia one exactly at midnight I mean. I didn't get to watch today since SOMEBODY scheduled the Stranger Things finale opposite the game
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The Georgia one exactly at midnight I mean. I didn't get to watch today since SOMEBODY scheduled the Stranger Things finale opposite the game
Speaking as the team that will get Miami now if we win tomorrow, I feel better playing them than Ohio State so I can't disagree.
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Speaking as the team that will get Miami now if we win tomorrow, I feel better playing them than Ohio State so I can't disagree.