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Yes. That is in fact what just happened.
March 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yes. That is in fact what just happened.
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Awww. 😢😢 #RIP Carl Dean, Dolly Parton’s husband of nearly 60 years, died Monday in Nashville, Tennessee. He was 82.
apnews.com/article/doll...
apnews.com/article/doll...
Carl Dean, Dolly Parton's husband of nearly 60 years, dies at 82
Carl Dean, Dolly Parton’s husband of nearly 60 years, has died. The country music superstar says her husband of nearly 60 years died Monday in Nashville, Tennessee.
apnews.com
March 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Awww. 😢😢 #RIP Carl Dean, Dolly Parton’s husband of nearly 60 years, died Monday in Nashville, Tennessee. He was 82.
apnews.com/article/doll...
apnews.com/article/doll...
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This is Fabio. He loves to wave hello to everyone on his walks. 12/10
February 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is Fabio. He loves to wave hello to everyone on his walks. 12/10
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Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:
February 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:
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Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim.
Me, 20 years later: fuck
Me, 20 years later: fuck
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim.
Me, 20 years later: fuck
Me, 20 years later: fuck
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How does this help to prevent plane crashes?
February 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How does this help to prevent plane crashes?
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Me: idk, I feel like the Samuel L. Jackson bits were maybe too heavyhanded, we don’t need the subtext spelled out for us, the audience is smarter than that
Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough
Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me: idk, I feel like the Samuel L. Jackson bits were maybe too heavyhanded, we don’t need the subtext spelled out for us, the audience is smarter than that
Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough
Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough
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not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
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the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
February 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
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As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation.
Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.
Hello???
Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.
Hello???
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
As companies shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation.
Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.
Hello???
Also remember that average profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.
Hello???
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The sky is falling,
the wind is calling
Stand for something,
or die in the morning
Kendrick Lamar
the wind is calling
Stand for something,
or die in the morning
Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The sky is falling,
the wind is calling
Stand for something,
or die in the morning
Kendrick Lamar
the wind is calling
Stand for something,
or die in the morning
Kendrick Lamar
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How TF are there THIS many Star Wars movies and we stilled voted in a villain as president.
February 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How TF are there THIS many Star Wars movies and we stilled voted in a villain as president.
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Yes, nothing says "I should be in charge of honoring America's fine arts at the Kennedy Center" quite like being a low-brow philistine schmuck who broke tradition by refusing to go to the Kennedy Center to honor America's artists. I just never thought I'd see Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan get the award.
February 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes, nothing says "I should be in charge of honoring America's fine arts at the Kennedy Center" quite like being a low-brow philistine schmuck who broke tradition by refusing to go to the Kennedy Center to honor America's artists. I just never thought I'd see Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan get the award.
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The white people who love Star Wars are mostly supporting Palpatine and the Empire.
February 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The white people who love Star Wars are mostly supporting Palpatine and the Empire.
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I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
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You can’t spell FELON without ELON.
February 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You can’t spell FELON without ELON.
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In terms of how empires fall stories turning the whole thing over to a ketamine addled tech baron and a band of incel teens is probably one of the most pathetic options
February 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
In terms of how empires fall stories turning the whole thing over to a ketamine addled tech baron and a band of incel teens is probably one of the most pathetic options
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A reminder that the BBC can still do accurate, informative analysis when it wants to.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
February 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
A reminder that the BBC can still do accurate, informative analysis when it wants to.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.
YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth
The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
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Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.