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Patrick Kablamo
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I miss living in a city but this is not bad
Pretty sure god knows more than one Margaret but shoot your shot I guess.
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Still figuring out these gym mirror angles
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
If a recipe has the words “Mary me” in the name, skip that. Don’t spread pressure around.
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I worked late last night because I could sense today would be bananas and like I’m always right and I should be in charge of all things.
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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You shouldn’t have to 2FA if you’re pure of heart
January 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Still figuring out these gym mirror angles
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Ok I can’t read every gay book. Everybody just spread out.
January 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
How did they do Stranger Things on Broadway for like 2 years without an ending?
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I need their take on weapons
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I’ll post why this is a recession indicator as soon as I figure it out.
Benson Boone shares new photo.
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Daylight savings is the original payday loans.
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Push day!
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
In other butch news I also put this shelf here AND cut a hole in it for the dryer vent
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Straw + Berry? In this economy?
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Subtle
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I feel like this should have came with instructions but we made it work
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Everyone stand back. I’m actually going to release a song instead of just making 600 demos and staring at the files like they are a beanie baby collection. TBA.
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Tomorrow I’m going back to the office and not ready to be asked the question of what do I think about the situation on my country.

I legit don’t wanna engage with people trying to explain someone who has lived 20 years under dictatorship the situation of Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Maybe this
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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My friend is trying to slutify me so he bought me this top sksksks
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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The short window between the holidays and awards season is “circling back” season, and it hath begun!
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Will post pole on main for so much as a hearing.
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
2026 goal is to double this.
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I guess I just don’t understand how this app makes money.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM