Another Friday, another day of staring at dicks all day
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Another Friday, another day of staring at dicks all day
I missed the first hump day of the year. I fear I’m cursed with 6-9 years of bad luck and no man ever cracking me right ever again
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I missed the first hump day of the year. I fear I’m cursed with 6-9 years of bad luck and no man ever cracking me right ever again
This is the year of the butt plug
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This is the year of the butt plug
Do I look big here?
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Do I look big here?
I really need a vacation this winter. Where are we going?
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I really need a vacation this winter. Where are we going?
I fear I have completely forgotten what my job is
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I fear I have completely forgotten what my job is
Was a good boy and got up for the gym before work
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Was a good boy and got up for the gym before work
Penis penis penis cock penis penis
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Penis penis penis cock penis penis
That man gave me weed but now I’m high and there’s no man
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
That man gave me weed but now I’m high and there’s no man
Ugh I miss liking a boy and getting good morning texts
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Ugh I miss liking a boy and getting good morning texts
Took an edible. Who wants to make out?
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Took an edible. Who wants to make out?
My crush got the full version
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
My crush got the full version
I deserve to start the new year getting treated disrespectfully in bed
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I deserve to start the new year getting treated disrespectfully in bed
Now that it’s 2026 it’s time that we play tonsil tennis
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Now that it’s 2026 it’s time that we play tonsil tennis
another year of no midnight kiss
January 1, 2026 at 8:52 AM
another year of no midnight kiss
I need the touch of a man so bad. Someone help me
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I need the touch of a man so bad. Someone help me
All I want for Christmas is a kiss for NYE
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December 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
All I want for Christmas is a kiss for NYE
Proud of my gym progress. Arms felt big
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Proud of my gym progress. Arms felt big
