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Dave B
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Web developer, cat parent, couch potato
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Where's Jean-Claude Van Damme when you need him?
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Hmm
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Happy Stupid Sexy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day to all those who celebrate it!
November 14, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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Every ad now
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Explain a film plot badly:
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Annihilation (2018, dir. Alex Garland)
You might enjoy my town's poppy zombie man, he comes every year
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ugh, fireworks nonces have started already
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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"They've got rid of the element of the RTD/Disney partnership that was out of ideas and flailing through lore while fumbling basic storytelling and holding Doctor Who back?"
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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🎶Here we come, walking down the street, spreading herpes and Covid, to everyone we meet. Hey, hey we’re the monkeys, who escaped from a truck, everyone would be panicked if the world wasn’t already fucked🎶
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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happy birthday to SAM RAIMI 🖤🎬 #filmsky
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I don't like horror movies because, get this, there's enough real-life horror in the world already. I don't understand the purpose of fiction and I think it's basically real. I drove into a tunnel painted on a mountain wall, and then I backed up and did it again.
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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'The Fog'
(Dir. John Carpenter - 1980)
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Continued my John Carpenter October with a rewatch of Prince of Darkness and In the Mouth of Madness. Glorious. #FilmSky
a man is sitting in a theater eating popcorn and smiling
ALT: a man is sitting in a theater eating popcorn and smiling
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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"It's not dead. It's just 21 episodes down into a 26-episode run. At some point after that, decisions will be made. That's a cast-iron guarantee, that is."
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Of course woman don’t like the cybertruck.

Woman only want one thing and it’s the TIE Defender, with 4 Laser Cannons, 2 Ion Cannons, 144 MGLT engines and 100 SBD shields.
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Very much not helping my feelings of not being arsed.
The official runtimes for the first 4 episodes of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5 have been revealed:

E1 — 68 min
E2 — 54 min
E3 — 66 min
E4 — 83 min
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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just re-watched V for Vendetta on the plane and I couldn't help but reimagine that final scene with all those people wearing inflatable frog costumes rather than Guy Fawkes masks
October 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM