Kjël Varnsön
@percydovetoncils.bsky.social
Twitter Quitter, Blue dot in a red sea called Louisiana
🇨🇦 🌊🇺🇦 formerly Percy Dovetonsils
🇨🇦 🌊🇺🇦 formerly Percy Dovetonsils
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a man in a blue jacket and tie is talking to another man in a baseball cap .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket and tie is talking to another man in a baseball cap .
media.tenor.com
Remember when Cory Booker talked all night on tv?
...that was awsome
...that was awsome
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A musical interlude…
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A musical interlude…
Whenever I'm in a darkened room I open my eyes as wide as I can. It doesn't help me see in the dark but I've got to try something
June 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Whenever I'm in a darkened room I open my eyes as wide as I can. It doesn't help me see in the dark but I've got to try something
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tern left and bear right
June 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
tern left and bear right
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Say no to democratic socialism! Oh, and make sure my Medicare coverage remains untouched and that my Social Security check gets delivered by the national postal service in a timely manner via government funded-roadways protected by our national defense!
June 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Say no to democratic socialism! Oh, and make sure my Medicare coverage remains untouched and that my Social Security check gets delivered by the national postal service in a timely manner via government funded-roadways protected by our national defense!
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Remember, if a post does not apply to you, you have to reply to let the person who posted it know.
June 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Remember, if a post does not apply to you, you have to reply to let the person who posted it know.
The dog shit that you just stepped in endorses Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The dog shit that you just stepped in endorses Cuomo
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Wife and I have been cosplaying in the bedroom—“two people wearing comfortable sleepwear going to bed early”…
It’s pretty hot.
It’s pretty hot.
June 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wife and I have been cosplaying in the bedroom—“two people wearing comfortable sleepwear going to bed early”…
It’s pretty hot.
It’s pretty hot.
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
It turned out to be the G6. Bye bye fotus
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It turned out to be the G6. Bye bye fotus
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
a black and white photo of a man wearing a sombrero and a beard .
Alt: ICE agents in disguise
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
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Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.
No one has heard from you in 98 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
No one has heard from you in 98 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
June 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.
No one has heard from you in 98 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
No one has heard from you in 98 days.
As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
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Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️
☕️☕️☕️
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️
☕️☕️☕️
Has a scarecrow ever worked?
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Has a scarecrow ever worked?
LA Mayor Karen Bass, get control of your police force! They're just a marauding bunch of street thugs who should be prosecuted for their violent acts.
June 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
LA Mayor Karen Bass, get control of your police force! They're just a marauding bunch of street thugs who should be prosecuted for their violent acts.
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Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing no one there is going to give him a plane.
June 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing no one there is going to give him a plane.
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I hope this felt as cathartic to write as it did to read. From top aide of Sen. Tina Smith to the totally based and super cool GOP Senator Mike Lee:
June 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I hope this felt as cathartic to write as it did to read. From top aide of Sen. Tina Smith to the totally based and super cool GOP Senator Mike Lee:
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A hot woman came up to me in a bar said, Do you want me to show you good time?
I said, Yes please!!!
Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds
I said, Yes please!!!
Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds
June 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A hot woman came up to me in a bar said, Do you want me to show you good time?
I said, Yes please!!!
Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds
I said, Yes please!!!
Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds
Happy Fathers Day but not to those assholes who don't admit it. Real men love and accept their kids
June 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy Fathers Day but not to those assholes who don't admit it. Real men love and accept their kids
In May we celebrate Armed Forces Day to honor ALL men and women serving in different branches of the service. Should today's "parade for the Army" be followed by parades for the Navy, Marine Corp, the Air Force or Coast Guard?
June 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In May we celebrate Armed Forces Day to honor ALL men and women serving in different branches of the service. Should today's "parade for the Army" be followed by parades for the Navy, Marine Corp, the Air Force or Coast Guard?
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My President!!!
No impeachments
No bankruptcies
No indictments!!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
No impeachments
No bankruptcies
No indictments!!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
June 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
My President!!!
No impeachments
No bankruptcies
No indictments!!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
No impeachments
No bankruptcies
No indictments!!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Sign over Eddie Coli's bankrupt cafe was a poor choice
June 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sign over Eddie Coli's bankrupt cafe was a poor choice
Full moon, Friday the 13th, LA protests and a bullshit parade, what could go wrong?
June 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Full moon, Friday the 13th, LA protests and a bullshit parade, what could go wrong?
Build detention centers and fill them with immigrants who will be the new labor force to compete with China and other Asian countries.
June 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM