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Pepsi Cooletta
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I believe in the Joy of Pepsi and in universal basic income. What's YOUR favorite thing about Pepsi?
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The Joy of Pepsi!
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happy open constitutional crisis day to all who observe and also all who don't it's happening either way
April 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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i might have the best wii collection
April 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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a lot of people across the political spectrum are convinced that Trump voters are an immovable monolith that will never abandon him in meaningful numbers no matter what he does

maybe they’re right, but we are in the process of running that assumption through an incredibly rigorous stress test
I really do think this administration is gambling everything on partisan polarization while embarking on a campaign of national imiseration that their own political coalition will bear the brunt of
April 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
fungus does that to you
Something changed in me and I love mushrooms now.
April 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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chat is it good when Fox doesn’t have a stock ticker anymore
This is probably the best microcosm of the divide.
April 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
April 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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2020: attacks on “BLM”
2022: attacks on “CRT”
2024: attacks on “woke”
2025: attacks on “DEI”

BLACK.

THEY MEAN BLACK.
March 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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The official 2003 site for Popsicle Minis ice cream used the Super Mario 64 intro sound, awkwardly cut off to make Mario say "It's-a m-" As this was not a Nintendo collaboration, this sound was likely used without permission.
March 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Oh. thank god it's only happening in a video game
March 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
chronic migraines means I get the beautiful rare experience of desiring someone to take an ice cream scooper to my temples. Something normally desired by only the most religiously zealous ice cream men
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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advice to young writers:

- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs
February 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55
I regret to inform you that Slotkin'd:

"As a Cold War kid, I'm thankful it was Reagan and not Trump in office in the 1980s. Trump would have lost us the Cold War."
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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we are really going to do this every month for the next four years, huh

I'm sure every businessperson trying to make a plan for, oh, longer than about three weeks at a time is going to be thrilled
Bloomberg alert: *US PAUSES TARIFFS ON CANADA, MEXICO USMCA TRADE UNTIL APRIL 2
March 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Fang
March 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Joining BlueSky as a lifelong Tumblr user (and not someone from Twitter), I'm fascinated by the cultural differences between these sites.

So far it seems Tumblr is more prone to moral policing, but more eager for activism, where BlueSky is more interpersonally forgiving but societally defeatist
March 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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there has never been a past without trans people and there won’t be a future without them either, no matter what. no law can change that. i refuse to allow them to talk about people i love like that.
March 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Donald has already pissed off basically the entire global community, haphazardly gutted the federal government, and started a trade war with one of our closest allies for no reason. If he's "just getting started," I'm genuinely not sure the United States is going to survive.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Mar 5
Trump addressed a sharply divided Congress, as he claimed an electoral mandate and vowed his administration was "just getting started." Throughout the speech, he faced repeated jeers from Democrats.
Watch live: President Trump addresses a joint session of Congress
Trump addressed a sharply divided Congress, as he claimed an electoral mandate and vowed his administration was "just getting started." Throughout the speech, he faced repeated jeers from Democrats.
www.npr.org
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Joy of Pepsi!
March 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM