I come back here for one minute and someone steals my fucking bit!!!

THE OILERS DID A SMART

“The Lottery” except once a year a billionaire is sacrificed and their wealth redistributed so that the rest might thrive.

What happens in a pandemic when no one has enough sick time? People are forced to go to work sick to pay their bills. They infect coworkers and customers, who go on to infect others. On and on it goes.

It ends in death and disability for the poor and marginalized. We're disposable to the elite.

I don't see 99% of the "discourse" that people complain about on here (or Twitter) and I really think a lot of you are just following too many weirdos.

Hell yeah let's go

The whole Barbie thing has made me realize only solution to the rightwing in this country is to keep making movies that annoy them so much that they don’t notice when we give healthcare to everyone

I’m also begging this place to have more news/breaking stories/etc so I can actually leave twitter behind.

lmao holy shit

If you can't identify RFK Jr. as a howlingly obvious do-not-make-eye-contact kook then you shouldn't be allowed out of the house. You will get pickpocketed by a dachshund.

When David Staples shows up I’m going to be here like Brick Top in Turkish’s kitchen.

I like the potential here but it's still awfully quiet.

Bluesky is going to wind up comprised exclusively of a twitter’s most grizzled vets. The twitter users who smoked twenty packs of tweets a day. We’ll inhale self-curated tweets in chronological order until bird cancer takes us down.