decades-long manhunt finally ends

This is why I love Ian Wright, always says the things every other pundit is too cowardly to.

It seems the Worst Person in the World contest is reaching a really exciting final stage at the moment.

Pretty hard to call it right now.

Room full of satire writers will struggle to find a funnier line that the BBC Newsreader just now saying “The Chinese approached Prince Andrew in the hope of finding intelligence’”

I don't love it either, but I'm not sure how you tell a man that he should let his only surviving son rot in prison to respect norms, institutions, and the rule of law, when the country you devoted your life to serving just pretty comprehensively voted they don't give a shit about any of that.

Massive away win for the little fella.