Paycho
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Paycho
@paycho.bsky.social
he/him, likes cats. butts are my comedic kryptonite.

Realizing my life is a lot more tranquil these days if I just block idiots instead of arguing with them, so if you're a Zionist, TERF, or some other brand of awful dipshit expect a short leash
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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By end of day tomorrow, there will be anonymously sourced stories about Bari Weiss getting death threats. By Wednesday afternoon the media focus will have shifted focus away from CBS's decision to spike a story as a political favor to fascists and they'll be talking about "political violence".
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Expect a "revolt" among 60 Minutes staff over Bari Weiss pulling the CECOT segment at the last minute, one network insider told me.

Another CBS News reporter added that a Rubicon had been crossed with this decision, which 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi called "political" and not editorial.
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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baller
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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While the media chums it up with Greene, reminder that she has a bill going before the House today to make it a *federal crime* to provide or advocate for healthcare for trans youth.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What I'd like to see from the president is empathy for Americans. Donald Trump is a billionaire and he's the president. When he looks into a camera and says 'affordability is a hoax,' he's talking to Americans that are suffering and have been for many years now."
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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It'd be cool if Trump was announcing he was going to totter into a silo and die from grain engulfment but it's probably just a war
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.

Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Has Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer, Kirsten Gillibrand, or any other high ranking minority member in either the house/senate come anywhere close to releasing a similar public statement of solidarity against the unlawful program of racial terror
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Being extremely careful about image/video attribution isn’t JUST important for giving credit to artists and creators. It’s also a way to slightly decrease your chances of spreading deceptive AI slop!
The thing that made me most suspicious was the lack of attribution of any kind. A conveniently perfect light-up sign at the beginning that states the premise of the video but doesn’t mention the facility, for instance. (This is part of why it’s bad to share stuff if you don’t know its provenance!)
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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better performance than anyone in Wicked tbh
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Medical Billing AI: Hey there — I know it can be hard out there, but it looks like you owe us $10,000.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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i spent way too long making this so you better turn the sound on and be nice to me. first verse by OP, second verse by me, third verse by @dekubrush.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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I meet adults who are frustrated by the inability of young people to google things how we did at their age, seems to be from losing touch with how it's all trash now. our lives either don't need it as often or we take for granted we gradually learned to work around slop as it festered

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December 29, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Hey, if you're gonna talk to me about video games, just please consult the graph first
June 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM