Tres Rivers (Three Rios)
@paulegriffithjr.bsky.social
Voted most likely to fatigue. I thought I’d be a lot younger by now.
Pinned
The White House’s social media manager is a 24 year old John Rich super fan from South Carolina who still thinks “Let’s Go Brandon” is a sick burn that owns the Libs.
I love how Trump, Noem & Lewandowski are treating Bad Bunny’s halftime show like it’s an underground show in Little Havana - just crawling with illegal immigrants. Of all the places I would suspect to be overrun by immigrants on 2/8/26 - the Super Bowl is on the bottom of that list.
October 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I love how Trump, Noem & Lewandowski are treating Bad Bunny’s halftime show like it’s an underground show in Little Havana - just crawling with illegal immigrants. Of all the places I would suspect to be overrun by immigrants on 2/8/26 - the Super Bowl is on the bottom of that list.
“I have been asked many times about the life and times of Amelia Earhart”
September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“I have been asked many times about the life and times of Amelia Earhart”
I bet his wife has “fallen down the stairs” more times than he can count.
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I bet his wife has “fallen down the stairs” more times than he can count.
I had no idea that Charlie Kirk’s funeral was opening for Mötley Crüe.
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I had no idea that Charlie Kirk’s funeral was opening for Mötley Crüe.
Watching a podcaster’s funeral just raced to the top of the list of things I’ll never do.
September 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Watching a podcaster’s funeral just raced to the top of the list of things I’ll never do.
Am I the only one who constantly thinks about the thoughts running through the heads of the people studying this period of American history in about 50 years?
“In hindsight we probably should’ve/shouldn’t have” will be utter so fucking often.
“In hindsight we probably should’ve/shouldn’t have” will be utter so fucking often.
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Am I the only one who constantly thinks about the thoughts running through the heads of the people studying this period of American history in about 50 years?
“In hindsight we probably should’ve/shouldn’t have” will be utter so fucking often.
“In hindsight we probably should’ve/shouldn’t have” will be utter so fucking often.
No internet until you’re in college.
Write a god damn paper by doing research at the library. With books. And microfiche.
Write a god damn paper by doing research at the library. With books. And microfiche.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No internet until you’re in college.
Write a god damn paper by doing research at the library. With books. And microfiche.
Write a god damn paper by doing research at the library. With books. And microfiche.
How long until reruns of the blue collar comedy tour is our only option?
September 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How long until reruns of the blue collar comedy tour is our only option?
8 year old me - as my fellow students file in for the Xmas recital - knowing I don’t know any of the lyrics to a single god damn song & my entire family is filming the mother fucker.
Kash Patel knows he’s drowning.
They sat on the video of the culprit for six hours, delaying the joint press conference just so he could fly in and stand there like a misplaced prop. All this after they axed the seasoned SLC FBI bureau chief and gutted the domestic-terror unit.
Total incompetence.
They sat on the video of the culprit for six hours, delaying the joint press conference just so he could fly in and stand there like a misplaced prop. All this after they axed the seasoned SLC FBI bureau chief and gutted the domestic-terror unit.
Total incompetence.
September 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
8 year old me - as my fellow students file in for the Xmas recital - knowing I don’t know any of the lyrics to a single god damn song & my entire family is filming the mother fucker.
This was supposed to be the low point of the inverted Belichick experiment bell curve.
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This was supposed to be the low point of the inverted Belichick experiment bell curve.
Something about billionaires having more money & brown people potentially disappearing at a rate 14x greater than what’s already been taking place is making me feel like this is no longer a "government of the people, by the people, for the people"
July 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Something about billionaires having more money & brown people potentially disappearing at a rate 14x greater than what’s already been taking place is making me feel like this is no longer a "government of the people, by the people, for the people"
My wife & kids left me for their pickleball coach.
June 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My wife & kids left me for their pickleball coach.
Bo Jackson straight into the tunnel.
June 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Bo Jackson straight into the tunnel.
I honestly feel like Tuberville would be getting off easy with this.
June 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I honestly feel like Tuberville would be getting off easy with this.
Accurate depiction of what Trump is doing to the constitution.
June 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Accurate depiction of what Trump is doing to the constitution.
Not. A. Cult.
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Not. A. Cult.
It’s wild that when the history books are written there will be a mention of someone who chose being a Nazi over being with his family.
June 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s wild that when the history books are written there will be a mention of someone who chose being a Nazi over being with his family.
Moron Mamdani
That’s my guess for the childish nickname Trump will give Zohran Mamdani. Of course it will be coupled with something culturally insensitive.
That’s my guess for the childish nickname Trump will give Zohran Mamdani. Of course it will be coupled with something culturally insensitive.
June 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Moron Mamdani
That’s my guess for the childish nickname Trump will give Zohran Mamdani. Of course it will be coupled with something culturally insensitive.
That’s my guess for the childish nickname Trump will give Zohran Mamdani. Of course it will be coupled with something culturally insensitive.
In the south we refer to this as “getting Paula Deaned”
I rigged my friend’s fridge to play Toby Keith any time he opened it as a goof, but now his butter is racist
June 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In the south we refer to this as “getting Paula Deaned”
Thinking about how nice it would be if I got sent to Norway for having a JD Vance meme on my phone.
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thinking about how nice it would be if I got sent to Norway for having a JD Vance meme on my phone.
When Costco puts a fresh batch of chicken bakes under the heat lamp.
I get that even the OKC TV people are excited but come on, you're live
June 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When Costco puts a fresh batch of chicken bakes under the heat lamp.
Me: Hey buddy, you want to build some Legos?
3 year old:
3 year old:
We can be friends if you want to, Fuckface
June 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me: Hey buddy, you want to build some Legos?
3 year old:
3 year old:
“Haha I’m still young” I say as I read reviews of different bird seed blends
“Haha I’m still young” I say as I hold my phone at varying distances from my face until I can see clearly
June 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Haha I’m still young” I say as I read reviews of different bird seed blends