Tres Rivers (Three Rios)
@paulegriffithjr.bsky.social
Voted most likely to fatigue. I thought I’d be a lot younger by now.
When can I vote in Nashville for the condo board president of Del Boca Vista, Phase 3?
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
When can I vote in Nashville for the condo board president of Del Boca Vista, Phase 3?
If someone could find his - that would be greatly appreciate. TIA.
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If someone could find his - that would be greatly appreciate. TIA.
“I have been asked many times about the life and times of Amelia Earhart”
September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“I have been asked many times about the life and times of Amelia Earhart”
Trust me, bro. It’s totally normal for tennis instructors to give one-on-one stretch sessions…. in your bedroom…. while you’re out of town.
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Trust me, bro. It’s totally normal for tennis instructors to give one-on-one stretch sessions…. in your bedroom…. while you’re out of town.
Who am I to tell someone whose memorial they should attend and/or speculate on the depth of their friendship? However, I can tell them their friend was a bigot who promoted hate & I believe "My connection with Charlie was through our faith" is bullshit. You endorse his hate when you endorse him.
September 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Who am I to tell someone whose memorial they should attend and/or speculate on the depth of their friendship? However, I can tell them their friend was a bigot who promoted hate & I believe "My connection with Charlie was through our faith" is bullshit. You endorse his hate when you endorse him.
So, his 3 favorite movies are:
- The Passion of the Christ
- Gladiator
- Casino
- The Passion of the Christ
- Gladiator
- Casino
September 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
So, his 3 favorite movies are:
- The Passion of the Christ
- Gladiator
- Casino
- The Passion of the Christ
- Gladiator
- Casino
A wise man once said: “Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A wise man once said: “Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”
The call is coming from inside the house
September 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The call is coming from inside the house
Marty : Do you think it's possible to get it up to... 767?
Engineer: Ha! 767? Tarnation, son, who'd ever need to be in such a hurry?
Doc: It's just a little bet he and I have, that's all. Theoretically speaking, could it be done?
Engineer: Well, I suppose if you had a straight stretch of track…..
Engineer: Ha! 767? Tarnation, son, who'd ever need to be in such a hurry?
Doc: It's just a little bet he and I have, that's all. Theoretically speaking, could it be done?
Engineer: Well, I suppose if you had a straight stretch of track…..
September 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Marty : Do you think it's possible to get it up to... 767?
Engineer: Ha! 767? Tarnation, son, who'd ever need to be in such a hurry?
Doc: It's just a little bet he and I have, that's all. Theoretically speaking, could it be done?
Engineer: Well, I suppose if you had a straight stretch of track…..
Engineer: Ha! 767? Tarnation, son, who'd ever need to be in such a hurry?
Doc: It's just a little bet he and I have, that's all. Theoretically speaking, could it be done?
Engineer: Well, I suppose if you had a straight stretch of track…..
This was supposed to be the low point of the inverted Belichick experiment bell curve.
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This was supposed to be the low point of the inverted Belichick experiment bell curve.
Leaked war plans.
June 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Leaked war plans.
Dems: We need a youth movement
Also Dems: Not like that
Also Dems: Not like that
June 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dems: We need a youth movement
Also Dems: Not like that
Also Dems: Not like that
These are the only pictures I find more infuriating than the Bezos picture where he’s wearing the crocodile dundee hat.
June 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
These are the only pictures I find more infuriating than the Bezos picture where he’s wearing the crocodile dundee hat.
I honestly feel like Tuberville would be getting off easy with this.
June 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I honestly feel like Tuberville would be getting off easy with this.
Andy Ogles looks like the guy at the pool who tells other people’s kids to stop running & cut out the horse playing while his kids are being complete shit heads.
June 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Andy Ogles looks like the guy at the pool who tells other people’s kids to stop running & cut out the horse playing while his kids are being complete shit heads.
Bluesky in 8 stickers
June 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Bluesky in 8 stickers
Me: You’re overreacting & need to calm down.
My wife:
My wife:
June 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Me: You’re overreacting & need to calm down.
My wife:
My wife:
JEFF!!! OVER HERE!!! EVERYONE HATES ME TOO!!!
June 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
JEFF!!! OVER HERE!!! EVERYONE HATES ME TOO!!!
Me, to the server when I order a side salad & it comes out on top
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Me, to the server when I order a side salad & it comes out on top
“Hear me out….a driverless taxi service & we’ll charge $4.20 per ride. The people will love it because it won’t feel rushed & my track record speaks for itself.”
June 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
“Hear me out….a driverless taxi service & we’ll charge $4.20 per ride. The people will love it because it won’t feel rushed & my track record speaks for itself.”
Here’s our homemade smash burger. Nothing to joke about here.
June 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Here’s our homemade smash burger. Nothing to joke about here.
John Olerud is mentioned every single time.
June 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
John Olerud is mentioned every single time.