Patrick Pittis
@patrickpittis.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Repped at Navigation Media Group. WGAW. 2019 Young & Hungry List. Multi-Time Recipient of Captcha “I Am Not a Robot” Certification. He/him.
And just like that, the cycle ends. She’ll crawl back beneath the Earth for another 27 years, resting until it’s time to come back and feed upon the residents of Derry, ME once again.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
And just like that, the cycle ends. She’ll crawl back beneath the Earth for another 27 years, resting until it’s time to come back and feed upon the residents of Derry, ME once again.
From Abu’s perspective, the movie Aladdin is just cosmic body horror.
a monkey is sitting on a purple rug next to a blue genie .
Alt: A clip from Disney’s Aladdin. A blue genie uses his “phenomenal cosmic powers” to change Abu from a monkey into an elephant.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
From Abu’s perspective, the movie Aladdin is just cosmic body horror.
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You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.
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Jamming to Icona Pop and Charli XCX in Washington DC today
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Jamming to Icona Pop and Charli XCX in Washington DC today
It’s funny cuz I’m pretty sure the real flesh and blood creatives still have plenty of ideas for movies/shows that haven’t been made yet. Maybe we could just focus on those
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s funny cuz I’m pretty sure the real flesh and blood creatives still have plenty of ideas for movies/shows that haven’t been made yet. Maybe we could just focus on those
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Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
I’m into it.
Denis Villeneuve is officially set to direct the next James Bond film
June 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m into it.
Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
June 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
So truly vile. I was just watching one of his episodes of Parks and Rec and thinking how great it is anytime he shows up in something. RIP Jonathan Joss.
June 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So truly vile. I was just watching one of his episodes of Parks and Rec and thinking how great it is anytime he shows up in something. RIP Jonathan Joss.
I know this shouldn’t be the takeaway, but that 413% increase sure sounds like one of those numbers you toss out for dramatic effect without actually having any basis in reality
You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I know this shouldn’t be the takeaway, but that 413% increase sure sounds like one of those numbers you toss out for dramatic effect without actually having any basis in reality
Maybe I’ll change my name back to HBOMax too
May 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Maybe I’ll change my name back to HBOMax too
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
#filmsky #scriptsky
#filmsky #scriptsky
May 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
#filmsky #scriptsky
#filmsky #scriptsky
I’ve always thought a movie about stoner cows would make a compelling watch…
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’ve always thought a movie about stoner cows would make a compelling watch…
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
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May 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
In case anyone’s curious how MAGA is already spinning this
May 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In case anyone’s curious how MAGA is already spinning this
Four favorite films of the decade so far (I’m choosing to parse this as my four faves of the 2020s):
DUNE
CRUELLA
TOP GUN MAVERICK
THE HOLDOVERS
DUNE
CRUELLA
TOP GUN MAVERICK
THE HOLDOVERS
May 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Four favorite films of the decade so far (I’m choosing to parse this as my four faves of the 2020s):
DUNE
CRUELLA
TOP GUN MAVERICK
THE HOLDOVERS
DUNE
CRUELLA
TOP GUN MAVERICK
THE HOLDOVERS
Finally saw SINNERS last night and it was every bit as good as everyone said. What a blast!
Then I followed it up by watching the Twilight Zone episode The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank, which Coogler stated was a big influence on the film. And honestly, what an awesome pairing. Highly recommend!
Then I followed it up by watching the Twilight Zone episode The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank, which Coogler stated was a big influence on the film. And honestly, what an awesome pairing. Highly recommend!
May 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Finally saw SINNERS last night and it was every bit as good as everyone said. What a blast!
Then I followed it up by watching the Twilight Zone episode The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank, which Coogler stated was a big influence on the film. And honestly, what an awesome pairing. Highly recommend!
Then I followed it up by watching the Twilight Zone episode The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank, which Coogler stated was a big influence on the film. And honestly, what an awesome pairing. Highly recommend!
Proud of my state and my governor!
Amazing news. Governor Mills showing us all that doing what is right comes along with wins too 💪🏼🇺🇸
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Win for Maine as Trump officials agree to halt school funding freeze
USDA had suspended funds for child nutrition program after state said it would not bar trans girls from girls’ sports
www.theguardian.com
May 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Proud of my state and my governor!
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Riders of the Lost Ark
Riders of the Lost Ark
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Moontruck
Moontruck
May 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Riders of the Lost Ark
Riders of the Lost Ark
The Karate Id - a Jekyll and Hyde adaptation where one prominent physician’s alter-ego keeps attacking people at night with karate
Change a movie by removing one letter from the title.
A Knight’s Ale - a story about a knight who owns a micro brewery.
A Knight’s Ale - a story about a knight who owns a micro brewery.
May 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Karate Id - a Jekyll and Hyde adaptation where one prominent physician’s alter-ego keeps attacking people at night with karate
Fully agreed. Members of congress should be working for us, representing the ideals they were voted in on. But they’re all just protecting their corporate interests. Every one of the Dems who are going along to get along should be primaried
This is why I have zero issue with David Hogg threatening safe seat Dems. They would pull this shit if they were afraid of being primaried.
For the now we treat the Dems like they’re on that incredibly dumb Netflix employee policy where you can be fired if your boss doesn’t fight to keep you
For the now we treat the Dems like they’re on that incredibly dumb Netflix employee policy where you can be fired if your boss doesn’t fight to keep you
I'm sorry FIFTEEN Senate Democrats voted to confirm DAVID PERDUE, insider trading king, to be AMBASSADOR TO CHINA???
what is wrong with these people??????????????????????????/
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
what is wrong with these people??????????????????????????/
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Fully agreed. Members of congress should be working for us, representing the ideals they were voted in on. But they’re all just protecting their corporate interests. Every one of the Dems who are going along to get along should be primaried
This is the kinda theatrical news I love to see. The 8% week to week drop is an amazing achievement - Coogler keeps winning! Can’t wait to crawl out of my sickbed this weekend and go support the week 3 box office numbers!
April 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is the kinda theatrical news I love to see. The 8% week to week drop is an amazing achievement - Coogler keeps winning! Can’t wait to crawl out of my sickbed this weekend and go support the week 3 box office numbers!
Why do I get the feeling that Cheeto Mussolini just rewatched that one Sopranos episode and got a bug up his butt about it
April 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Cheeto Mussolini just rewatched that one Sopranos episode and got a bug up his butt about it
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One other thing since I’m on a roll this morning: we still have rights in this country, even if Trump and his friends say we don’t.
Do not capitulate. The courts are doing their part to stand up for the Constitution, including even Trump appointed judges.
Do not listen to anyone who says
Do not capitulate. The courts are doing their part to stand up for the Constitution, including even Trump appointed judges.
Do not listen to anyone who says
April 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
One other thing since I’m on a roll this morning: we still have rights in this country, even if Trump and his friends say we don’t.
Do not capitulate. The courts are doing their part to stand up for the Constitution, including even Trump appointed judges.
Do not listen to anyone who says
Do not capitulate. The courts are doing their part to stand up for the Constitution, including even Trump appointed judges.
Do not listen to anyone who says