Patrick Pittis
@patrickpittis.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Repped at Navigation Media Group. WGAW. 2019 Young & Hungry List. 2025 Black List. Multi-Time Recipient of Captcha “I Am Not a Robot” Certification. He/him.
She has been a staple of the comedy scene for as long as I can remember. In some of my favorite films. This one hurts
Catherine O’Hara, a Comedy Great from ‘SCTV’ to ‘Schitt’s Creek,’ Dead at 71
The celebrated actress was also known for her appearances in the Home Alone movies and many collaborations with Christopher Guest.
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The celebrated actress was also known for her appearances in the Home Alone movies and many collaborations with Christopher Guest.
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
She has been a staple of the comedy scene for as long as I can remember. In some of my favorite films. This one hurts
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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda I’m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay I’m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways
I miss real jalapeños.
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I miss real jalapeños.
This is such awful news. Rob Reiner was a once-in-lifetime talent, his stories and films have had a huge impact on me.
Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This is such awful news. Rob Reiner was a once-in-lifetime talent, his stories and films have had a huge impact on me.
My very first time on the Black List! So very thankful to everyone who championed this script, most especially my manager Matt Rosen!
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My very first time on the Black List! So very thankful to everyone who championed this script, most especially my manager Matt Rosen!
Thought experiment. Let’s take… oh, idk. David Zaslav. In 2024, including stock/bonus awards, DZ made $52M. That’s $1M a week. Let’s be generous and say he works a 60 hour week. So, $16,666.67/hr. Now let’s up the proposed worker’s pay to $20/hr. You could hire 833 people for one Zaslav.
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Thought experiment. Let’s take… oh, idk. David Zaslav. In 2024, including stock/bonus awards, DZ made $52M. That’s $1M a week. Let’s be generous and say he works a 60 hour week. So, $16,666.67/hr. Now let’s up the proposed worker’s pay to $20/hr. You could hire 833 people for one Zaslav.
Okay but could we also have another REAL STEEL movie
Mattel is making A live-action ‘ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS’ movie
Vin Diesel is set to star in the movie as well as write the script.
(Source: Deadline)
Vin Diesel is set to star in the movie as well as write the script.
(Source: Deadline)
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Okay but could we also have another REAL STEEL movie
Insert a movie into another movie:
ETERNAL SUNSHINE CLEANING OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
ETERNAL SUNSHINE CLEANING OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
Insert a movie into another movie:
RETURN OF THE RETURN OF THE SEVEN JEDI.
RETURN OF THE RETURN OF THE SEVEN JEDI.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Me, Myself, I, Robot, and Irene
Me, Myself, I, Robot, and Irene
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
ETERNAL SUNSHINE CLEANING OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
ETERNAL SUNSHINE CLEANING OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
Woke up with a stuffy nose. Felt like shit by the end of the day. Yay, I somehow have Covid again 🤦🏻♂️
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Woke up with a stuffy nose. Felt like shit by the end of the day. Yay, I somehow have Covid again 🤦🏻♂️
And just like that, the cycle ends. She’ll crawl back beneath the Earth for another 27 years, resting until it’s time to come back and feed upon the residents of Derry, ME once again.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
And just like that, the cycle ends. She’ll crawl back beneath the Earth for another 27 years, resting until it’s time to come back and feed upon the residents of Derry, ME once again.
From Abu’s perspective, the movie Aladdin is just cosmic body horror.
a monkey is sitting on a purple rug next to a blue genie .
Alt: A clip from Disney’s Aladdin. A blue genie uses his “phenomenal cosmic powers” to change Abu from a monkey into an elephant.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
From Abu’s perspective, the movie Aladdin is just cosmic body horror.
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You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.
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Jamming to Icona Pop and Charli XCX in Washington DC today
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Jamming to Icona Pop and Charli XCX in Washington DC today
It’s funny cuz I’m pretty sure the real flesh and blood creatives still have plenty of ideas for movies/shows that haven’t been made yet. Maybe we could just focus on those
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s funny cuz I’m pretty sure the real flesh and blood creatives still have plenty of ideas for movies/shows that haven’t been made yet. Maybe we could just focus on those
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Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.
And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.
I’m into it.
Denis Villeneuve is officially set to direct the next James Bond film
June 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m into it.
Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
June 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
So truly vile. I was just watching one of his episodes of Parks and Rec and thinking how great it is anytime he shows up in something. RIP Jonathan Joss.
June 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So truly vile. I was just watching one of his episodes of Parks and Rec and thinking how great it is anytime he shows up in something. RIP Jonathan Joss.
I know this shouldn’t be the takeaway, but that 413% increase sure sounds like one of those numbers you toss out for dramatic effect without actually having any basis in reality
You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I know this shouldn’t be the takeaway, but that 413% increase sure sounds like one of those numbers you toss out for dramatic effect without actually having any basis in reality
Maybe I’ll change my name back to HBOMax too
May 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Maybe I’ll change my name back to HBOMax too
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
#filmsky #scriptsky
#filmsky #scriptsky
May 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
#filmsky #scriptsky
#filmsky #scriptsky
I’ve always thought a movie about stoner cows would make a compelling watch…
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’ve always thought a movie about stoner cows would make a compelling watch…
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
Because the steaks are so high.
#scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
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May 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
In case anyone’s curious how MAGA is already spinning this
May 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In case anyone’s curious how MAGA is already spinning this