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Schmatrick Schmelaney
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Minneapolis. Clearly a shit poster past his prime such as myself is very cool and wise and deserves a ton of respect and deference. This is a parody account. All posts are non-actionable parody.
Shields up at Walgreens in Minneapolis…why? “For ICE so they can’t see in and in case there’s a riot.”
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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It may not be working to change popular opinion but I got a tell you, if you lived in Minneapolis right now it sure feels like we're being assaulted by the federal government and no one is here to help the citizens out and I mean no one.
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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I hate mentioning political news and I'll never turn my account into a propaganda machine, but I live in the Minneapolis area and the shit happening here is mad stupid. I have to wonder if people in other countries see the USA as a third world country because of this kind of nonsense. I hate this
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
“There are more ICE agents in the TC than in Minneapolis and St. Paul combined…let that sink in.”. Yeah because we fucking voted against a public safety department in 2021 56% to 43% in a referendum. We were hoodwinked and there was a massive propaganda campaign. You let THAT sink in.
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
World to Minneapolis right now
January 10, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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Honestly, same with rupar saying freeway exit ramps were blocked. Freeways would have been at a standstill and they just weren't.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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I just called Hennepin County dispatch and she said my call was the first she’s heard about it. It seems highly unlikely that if they were doing this on Hwy 36 or the 35W 94th St ramp in Bloomington that Hennepin County would know nothing of it.

This is the weirdest thing.
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Had there been a checkpoint on a highway such as 35W bottlenecking hundreds cars per minute to one lane there would have been literally 10000 videos of the event floating around instantly. If it happens we will know.
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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is that describing a checkpoint though with ALL cars pulled over, or just multiple cars that happened to be pulled over who very well all could be pulled over for following feds? it's not clear, and i am disinclined to believe it just for the "evacuated" line on top of it. that's dramatic
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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The videos of ICE harassing drivers at the cell phone waiting lots on Post Road next to MSP airport could have easily morphed into the freeway checkpoint rumors
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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one more
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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I think one exit off MN 55 to the Whipple Building was closed.
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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He didn't say ramps were blocked. He said his wife was reporting a lot of cops pulling people over. Is that anything? Who knows? But it's not the same as the false reports of freeway checkpoints.
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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I saw cars stopped on the side of the road, flashing lights and lanes closed but I think that's more an ice problem than an ICE problem.
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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MPD reports directly to Mayor Frey
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Left wing J6 being at a Hilton Hotel instead of US Capitol and evening on a Friday after work sounds thematically correct.
Protestors have gone inside the Hilton hotel ICE is staying at in downtown Minneapolis
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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This has been one of the toughest weeks in a long time.

Minneapolis is under siege again, like we were 5 years ago. Just this last summer, we had a political assassination.

It’s so much to deal with, so hard to know what to do that’s actually helpful.
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Achtung-tied.

@theonion.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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UPDATE: The Portland Ave autonomous zone is no more.
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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This is the most batshit thing that has ever happened in US history

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Hudson Rod and Gun Club purpose… lesson, not increase neighborhood tensions.
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Hudson (Wisconsin) Rod, Gun & Archery Club members vote to sign future agreement with ICE

www.hudsonstarobserver.com/news/hudson-...
Hudson Rod, Gun & Archery Club members vote to sign future agreement with ICE
Majority of the Hudson Rod, Gun & Archery Club members who attended a meeting Oct. 21 voted in favor of a potential contract with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which would
www.hudsonstarobserver.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Whereas 2022 onward was a time of AI Doomerism being big, now AI Skepticism is becoming a huge mainstream thing. Much how AI Doomerism it is rife with ideology, boisterousness masking a low level of forecasting precision, surface level engineering understanding, and is social media clout driven.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM