Parttimedogfish
@parttimedogfish.bsky.social
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Spotify wrapped, YouTube's equivalent, twitch, yeah I get it.
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Spotify wrapped, YouTube's equivalent, twitch, yeah I get it.
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
But why the fuck do I need one for my banking app?
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Smearing apple crumble and custard on the Crown Jewels is something that should be done only in private between consenting adults.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Smearing apple crumble and custard on the Crown Jewels is something that should be done only in private between consenting adults.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Fixing lyrics that bug me № 73824
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fixing lyrics that bug me № 73824
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
He said "I've been to the year 3000,
not much has changed, but they live underwater,
and your great-great-great granddaughter
has been dead for almost 800 years"
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gatsby is a garbage novel, i will not be taking questions at this time
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
gatsby is a garbage novel, i will not be taking questions at this time
The faintest glow competing with the light pollution last night, from my kitchen window
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The faintest glow competing with the light pollution last night, from my kitchen window
3 of my favourite people to hang out with 💜
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
3 of my favourite people to hang out with 💜
#twitchrecap
#twitchrecap
Something something British Broadcasting Corporation
Omg I am such a dingbat, I went to look up news articles about foxes, to see if there were any funny examples of foxes doing things in urban environments, so I googled "Fox News", and obviously it gave me fox news, and I was like "What the hell!" then realized that no, this one's on me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Something something British Broadcasting Corporation
The 1975 are Coldplay for people who like Coldplay then?
The 1975 are Coldplay for those that don't like flavours stronger than milk
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The 1975 are Coldplay for people who like Coldplay then?
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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This Black Friday weekend you can get my Very Hungry Great White Shark a little bit cheaper. Just use the code SHARK30.
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This Black Friday weekend you can get my Very Hungry Great White Shark a little bit cheaper. Just use the code SHARK30.
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast
Damn my brain for autocorrecting this to pasta way.
RIP gamer-fish.
RIP gamer-fish.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Damn my brain for autocorrecting this to pasta way.
RIP gamer-fish.
RIP gamer-fish.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
Gamer version: youtu.be/mTmwF9NtqTQ?...
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Gamer version: youtu.be/mTmwF9NtqTQ?...
Teenage boys when they hear the rumours about Marilyn Manson
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Teenage boys when they hear the rumours about Marilyn Manson
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Right @mbalazo.bsky.social has informed me that in his hometown there's an English-themed pub called Bollocks. This would be like someone here opening a US-style diner and calling it Jerking Off or something.
bollockspub.com
bollockspub.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Right @mbalazo.bsky.social has informed me that in his hometown there's an English-themed pub called Bollocks. This would be like someone here opening a US-style diner and calling it Jerking Off or something.
bollockspub.com
bollockspub.com
My favourite pizza flavour: ploo. Apparently it's Italian for "chicken"
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My favourite pizza flavour: ploo. Apparently it's Italian for "chicken"
Guys guys it turns out that fighting demons is rather un-Christian these days 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Singing of KPop Demon Hunters songs banned at school in Poole
The head teacher tells parents references to demons can feel
www.bbc.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Guys guys it turns out that fighting demons is rather un-Christian these days 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Today's post-night shift treat: a bright, yellow meteor on my commute home!
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Today's post-night shift treat: a bright, yellow meteor on my commute home!
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I know trumps struggling with denying the blowjob allegations and bragging that he gives the best head
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I know trumps struggling with denying the blowjob allegations and bragging that he gives the best head
Pretty cool to get home from a night shift and be serenaded by a tawny owl before bed!
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Pretty cool to get home from a night shift and be serenaded by a tawny owl before bed!
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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Do you ever forget how good Rage Against The Machine were and then you listen to them again and you're like, fuuuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Do you ever forget how good Rage Against The Machine were and then you listen to them again and you're like, fuuuck