parshallnet
@parshallnet.bsky.social
Need another social media profile like I need a hole in the head
Gave it a try. Had a good run. What’s next.
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Gave it a try. Had a good run. What’s next.
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I've heard rumors that Philadelphia is next for the ICE invasion after Minneapolis.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I've heard rumors that Philadelphia is next for the ICE invasion after Minneapolis.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Company: We have to raise our prices because the new AI features are expensive for us to maintain 🤷♂
Me: I never asked for those features 🤔
C: We gave them to you anyway 🤷♂
M: I'm not going to use them 🤨
C: Money, please 💸
Me: I never asked for those features 🤔
C: We gave them to you anyway 🤷♂
M: I'm not going to use them 🤨
C: Money, please 💸
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Company: We have to raise our prices because the new AI features are expensive for us to maintain 🤷♂
Me: I never asked for those features 🤔
C: We gave them to you anyway 🤷♂
M: I'm not going to use them 🤨
C: Money, please 💸
Me: I never asked for those features 🤔
C: We gave them to you anyway 🤷♂
M: I'm not going to use them 🤨
C: Money, please 💸
Holy smokes...
This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Holy smokes...
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my favorite genre of video
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
my favorite genre of video
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Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
January 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
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Fantastic.
Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Fantastic.
The thought had crossed my mind as well.
I’d love to know what Ozzie Guillen thinks about all this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The thought had crossed my mind as well.
If I had to pick a Bible: mzs.press/The-Deadwood...
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
If I had to pick a Bible: mzs.press/The-Deadwood...
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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I wrote a little thing about "Fairytale of New York" and about hope for a better year, but mostly I wanted to share the rendition of the song played at Shane MacGowan's funeral in 2023 because it's so beautiful. Happy Christmas, I love ya baby. dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
I've got a feeling / This year's for me and you | dansinker.com
dansinker.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I wrote a little thing about "Fairytale of New York" and about hope for a better year, but mostly I wanted to share the rendition of the song played at Shane MacGowan's funeral in 2023 because it's so beautiful. Happy Christmas, I love ya baby. dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
Wonder if anyone has that 11/3 Goober and the Peas show on tape anywhere. I believe it would be another 5-6 years before I'd see them live.
Phish Live at Lounge Ax 1990-11-09 https://archive.org/details/ajc01505_phish1990-11-09.24b96k.rev1
Phish Live at Lounge Ax 1990-11-09 : Phish : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
PhishFriday November 9, 1990Lounge AxChicago, IL01 crowd02 Suzy Greenberg03 The Landlady04 You Enjoy Myself * >05 Possum **06 The Lizards ***07 I Didn't...
archive.org
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wonder if anyone has that 11/3 Goober and the Peas show on tape anywhere. I believe it would be another 5-6 years before I'd see them live.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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Incredible quote/moment www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Incredible quote/moment www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
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It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
this is such a painful loss. my heart is broken.
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that,...
wilwheaton.net
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
I celebrate this day every year.
#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I celebrate this day every year.
Name your favorite Tom Hanks film.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Name your favorite Tom Hanks film.
If Detroit can get a RoboCop statue then Downers Grove can get a Macho Man Randy Savage statue. machomonument.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If Detroit can get a RoboCop statue then Downers Grove can get a Macho Man Randy Savage statue. machomonument.com
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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They're gonna French Toast his ass
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They're gonna French Toast his ass
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in eighth grade I had a teacher who gave us hamlet for a few weeks and then hit play on rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, and I will never ever forget the feeling of 14yo me just going, what the FUCK
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
in eighth grade I had a teacher who gave us hamlet for a few weeks and then hit play on rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, and I will never ever forget the feeling of 14yo me just going, what the FUCK