ParseThePotatoes
@parsethepotatoes.bsky.social
Embrace your passions. Punch upwards.
Warning: may contain puns.
(he/him)
Warning: may contain puns.
(he/him)
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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This, via @jayrosen.bsky.social, is a great matrix on how to deal with right wing trolling.
reutersinstitute.politics.ox.ac.uk/harm-reducti...
reutersinstitute.politics.ox.ac.uk/harm-reducti...
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This, via @jayrosen.bsky.social, is a great matrix on how to deal with right wing trolling.
reutersinstitute.politics.ox.ac.uk/harm-reducti...
reutersinstitute.politics.ox.ac.uk/harm-reducti...
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HALLOWEEN NAME MATCHMAKING THREAD 2025! 🎃
Having trouble coming up with a Halloween username? Ask for help in this thread and Bluesky's classically trained name artisans may generously weigh in!
Having trouble coming up with a Halloween username? Ask for help in this thread and Bluesky's classically trained name artisans may generously weigh in!
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
HALLOWEEN NAME MATCHMAKING THREAD 2025! 🎃
Having trouble coming up with a Halloween username? Ask for help in this thread and Bluesky's classically trained name artisans may generously weigh in!
Having trouble coming up with a Halloween username? Ask for help in this thread and Bluesky's classically trained name artisans may generously weigh in!
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The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
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Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies"
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies"
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."
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Charlie Kirk spent his life making people like me unsafe. His followers sent me death threats for years and threatened my employer if they didn’t terminate me.
His work was NEVER about free speech. It was about hate and emboldening violent people. The dishonesty of the past 24hrs is disgusting.
His work was NEVER about free speech. It was about hate and emboldening violent people. The dishonesty of the past 24hrs is disgusting.
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Charlie Kirk spent his life making people like me unsafe. His followers sent me death threats for years and threatened my employer if they didn’t terminate me.
His work was NEVER about free speech. It was about hate and emboldening violent people. The dishonesty of the past 24hrs is disgusting.
His work was NEVER about free speech. It was about hate and emboldening violent people. The dishonesty of the past 24hrs is disgusting.
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Hey look I'm on tv!
Join our Intrepid Heroes as they solve the mystery of the Murder in Metal City! Session 1 Available Here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOox...
Intrepid Heroes Starfinder 2 Actual Play - Murder in Metal City Session 1
YouTube video by Intrepid Heroes
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September 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hey look I'm on tv!
With Silksong coming out soon, remember that people's enthusiasm may lead to spoilers. You can help protect yourself from accidental spoilers by muting 'Silksong' (or other related terms)
Under Settings, choose "Moderation"; then "Muted words & tags"; then add Silksong. #HollowKnight #Silksong
Under Settings, choose "Moderation"; then "Muted words & tags"; then add Silksong. #HollowKnight #Silksong
September 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
With Silksong coming out soon, remember that people's enthusiasm may lead to spoilers. You can help protect yourself from accidental spoilers by muting 'Silksong' (or other related terms)
Under Settings, choose "Moderation"; then "Muted words & tags"; then add Silksong. #HollowKnight #Silksong
Under Settings, choose "Moderation"; then "Muted words & tags"; then add Silksong. #HollowKnight #Silksong
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Chicago keeping art alive:
August 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Chicago keeping art alive:
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They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
August 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
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A study I did had an article written about it and then the internet turned a screenshot of that article into a meme about dick jokes. What a time to be alive!
(To be clear I think this is funny)
(To be clear I think this is funny)
i'd like to thank my lord and savior jesus christ and your dad for being out of town so often
![ars technica
Bluesky now platform of choice for dick joke community
It's not just you. Survey says: "Twitter sucks now and all the cool 38 year olds are moving to Bluesky to fuck your mom"
[elon's x profile next to a dead twitter bird with an x logo over its eyes]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/bafkreibzxe3igytl7rn6gvdtebje3trsdvxhjmcsrk44kakpkgjxsmixk4@jpeg)
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A study I did had an article written about it and then the internet turned a screenshot of that article into a meme about dick jokes. What a time to be alive!
(To be clear I think this is funny)
(To be clear I think this is funny)
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Black hair has always been underrepresented in games, but we want to change that 🙌
So this week we added 20 new black and textured hairstyles into Loftia!
We hand-sculpted each one and built a custom shader to add depth and softness. Quite proud of how they turned out ☺️💛
So this week we added 20 new black and textured hairstyles into Loftia!
We hand-sculpted each one and built a custom shader to add depth and softness. Quite proud of how they turned out ☺️💛
July 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Black hair has always been underrepresented in games, but we want to change that 🙌
So this week we added 20 new black and textured hairstyles into Loftia!
We hand-sculpted each one and built a custom shader to add depth and softness. Quite proud of how they turned out ☺️💛
So this week we added 20 new black and textured hairstyles into Loftia!
We hand-sculpted each one and built a custom shader to add depth and softness. Quite proud of how they turned out ☺️💛
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Better that we had all burned in the fires of Gold Ship's ambition than live to see this
July 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Better that we had all burned in the fires of Gold Ship's ambition than live to see this
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You will be happier, and he will be unhappier, if you just block JD Vance (yes, his account is back)
June 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You will be happier, and he will be unhappier, if you just block JD Vance (yes, his account is back)
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
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Oops She Found The Camera: A Story In Six Parts
May 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oops She Found The Camera: A Story In Six Parts
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Posting the IMDB link with the full cast and crew. I am so proud and grateful to everyone who worked so hard on this show.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3044...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3044...
Murderbot (TV Series 2025– ) - Full cast & crew - IMDb
Murderbot (TV Series 2025– ) - Cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.
www.imdb.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Posting the IMDB link with the full cast and crew. I am so proud and grateful to everyone who worked so hard on this show.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3044...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3044...
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I don't know what this means, but I'm the one who wrote a fully updated, 624-page hurricane response plan at FEMA that took over 2 years of work and careful coordination among state and federal agencies. He could start by studying that.
Breaking WSJ:
The newly appointed head of FEMA acknowledged in private meetings that with two weeks to go until hurricane season, the agency doesn't yet have a fully formed disaster-response plan. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The newly appointed head of FEMA acknowledged in private meetings that with two weeks to go until hurricane season, the agency doesn't yet have a fully formed disaster-response plan. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don't know what this means, but I'm the one who wrote a fully updated, 624-page hurricane response plan at FEMA that took over 2 years of work and careful coordination among state and federal agencies. He could start by studying that.
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