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They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again
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Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts
January 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts
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Time To Go Dark
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Time To Go Dark
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I think Rivers is gonna play better than people expect but "Atmospheric" is a bit much
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think Rivers is gonna play better than people expect but "Atmospheric" is a bit much
W(eather)OM
It's so funny that Seattle is actually in a rain shadow
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
W(eather)OM
thank you @dszymborski.fangraphs.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
thank you @dszymborski.fangraphs.com
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Let me just say: I have run more than a dozen marathons and an ultramarathon and I have worked 13-hour days in a cornfield in the scorching-ass sun, and none of those things broke me like breastfeeding.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let me just say: I have run more than a dozen marathons and an ultramarathon and I have worked 13-hour days in a cornfield in the scorching-ass sun, and none of those things broke me like breastfeeding.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
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the people yearn for the BCS
If we’re going to lose jobs to AI, let the CFP Committee lead the way
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the people yearn for the BCS
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Fun part of this trade is that I learned that both Ford and Ferrer are learning to play the saxophone. Seems like a fair trade now
RELIEVER PITCHER Plays The SAXOPHONE In The BULLPEN Prior THE GAME‼️😁 José A. Ferrer 2025 #mlb
YouTube video by BASEBALL ELITE
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December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fun part of this trade is that I learned that both Ford and Ferrer are learning to play the saxophone. Seems like a fair trade now
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oh my god, he admit it x.com/Acyn/status/...
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
oh my god, he admit it x.com/Acyn/status/...
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the only two people to have typed that phrase on this website are who you'd expect
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the only two people to have typed that phrase on this website are who you'd expect
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Are you a professor of Being A Fuckin Dumbass
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Are you a professor of Being A Fuckin Dumbass
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Could he *BE* playing anymore basketball?
Vanderbilt has a basketball player who is straight-up named Chandler Bing
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Could he *BE* playing anymore basketball?
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NEWS
President Trump has pardoned Tim Leiweke, a major figure in live entertainment and sports, who was indicted on conspiracy charges.
Was Leiweke charged by the Biden DOJ?
Nope!
Trump’s own DOJ charged Leiweke this past July.
Leiweke was repped by former Congressman Trey Gowdy per CNN.
President Trump has pardoned Tim Leiweke, a major figure in live entertainment and sports, who was indicted on conspiracy charges.
Was Leiweke charged by the Biden DOJ?
Nope!
Trump’s own DOJ charged Leiweke this past July.
Leiweke was repped by former Congressman Trey Gowdy per CNN.
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
NEWS
President Trump has pardoned Tim Leiweke, a major figure in live entertainment and sports, who was indicted on conspiracy charges.
Was Leiweke charged by the Biden DOJ?
Nope!
Trump’s own DOJ charged Leiweke this past July.
Leiweke was repped by former Congressman Trey Gowdy per CNN.
President Trump has pardoned Tim Leiweke, a major figure in live entertainment and sports, who was indicted on conspiracy charges.
Was Leiweke charged by the Biden DOJ?
Nope!
Trump’s own DOJ charged Leiweke this past July.
Leiweke was repped by former Congressman Trey Gowdy per CNN.
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What if I told you Sydney Sweeney, Pedro Pascal and Ryan Reynolds are currently starring in an Apple TV limited series called 'Wet Work' that had a $250 million budget and was released 2 months ago and you've never heard about it until right now?
I mean it's not true but it's crazy that it could be
I mean it's not true but it's crazy that it could be
August 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What if I told you Sydney Sweeney, Pedro Pascal and Ryan Reynolds are currently starring in an Apple TV limited series called 'Wet Work' that had a $250 million budget and was released 2 months ago and you've never heard about it until right now?
I mean it's not true but it's crazy that it could be
I mean it's not true but it's crazy that it could be
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
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“a tradeable asset out of any difference in opinion” lol sure man, 100 yard head start
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“a tradeable asset out of any difference in opinion” lol sure man, 100 yard head start
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Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck