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This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
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People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”
gotta get all these passes in Q1 before Phil gets sleepy
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
gotta get all these passes in Q1 before Phil gets sleepy
🙏🏼
tbh the first Philip Rivers game did not exactly convince me that Philip Rivers is safe from Getting Snapped In Half By NFL Players, I am still scared for him
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🙏🏼
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The 49ers have officially clinched a spot in the NFC playoffs.
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The 49ers have officially clinched a spot in the NFC playoffs.
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Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate getting bodied in the same weekend? My heart is full.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate getting bodied in the same weekend? My heart is full.
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TOUCHDOWN TACOOOOOOOOOOO
Birth name: McLean Dowler
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
TOUCHDOWN TACOOOOOOOOOOO
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I have no vested interest in where the Chicago Bears may move to next, but when it comes to what happens to Soldier Field I have a lot of ideas. For instance, imagine turning it into the city’s largest Small Cheval
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have no vested interest in where the Chicago Bears may move to next, but when it comes to what happens to Soldier Field I have a lot of ideas. For instance, imagine turning it into the city’s largest Small Cheval
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APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
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A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
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For generations people “cut off” parents by moving away and mailing them a card once a year. Travel and long distance phone calls were expensive; distance effectively cut people off w/o being so explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
There's no hard data, so it's impossible to know for sure, but I suspect the number of adult children cutting off their parents isn't significantly higher than it used to be, and what's actually new is that the children are now explaining it in therapy terms rather than simply ceasing contact.
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
For generations people “cut off” parents by moving away and mailing them a card once a year. Travel and long distance phone calls were expensive; distance effectively cut people off w/o being so explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
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having a beer
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
having a beer
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KYLE PITTS BELIEVERS STAND UP
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
KYLE PITTS BELIEVERS STAND UP
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Easily the most actually on crack committee decisions ever. Ketamine thinking. Inhalant gorilla mind logic. Ray Liotta eating his own brain in Hannibal type arguments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Easily the most actually on crack committee decisions ever. Ketamine thinking. Inhalant gorilla mind logic. Ray Liotta eating his own brain in Hannibal type arguments.
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*Halftime, Palantir Meta Contact Lenses Bowl, 2033*
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*Halftime, Palantir Meta Contact Lenses Bowl, 2033*
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
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got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
children were absolutely LIVID as I blasted this at the drop-off line this morning 🥰
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
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The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
children were absolutely LIVID as I blasted this at the drop-off line this morning 🥰
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—the New York Jets after starting the 2026 NFL season 1-7
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
—the New York Jets after starting the 2026 NFL season 1-7
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Danny DeVito and the ManningCast tackle the time he emerged from a couch naked on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Danny DeVito and the ManningCast tackle the time he emerged from a couch naked on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.