holy fucking shit ken walker is what I said out loud to no one but my sleeping dogs
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
holy fucking shit ken walker is what I said out loud to no one but my sleeping dogs
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that tie knot is the same width as his head
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
that tie knot is the same width as his head
@hollyanderson.bsky.social why does Sam insist on calling him "Mr Frodo"?
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social why does Sam insist on calling him "Mr Frodo"?
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dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight
what in the entire fuck was that caleb bear the fuck down
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
what in the entire fuck was that caleb bear the fuck down
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Stay warm and 🐻⬇️, Illinois.
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Stay warm and 🐻⬇️, Illinois.
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Greenland, a country smart enough to recognize that putting Trump in charge would be an existential threat to their future. Must be nice
Protests erupted in several Greenlandic cites and in Denmark on Saturday as President Trump intensified his efforts to take control of the Arctic island.
Greenlanders Protest Trump’s Takeover Plans
Protests erupted in several Greenlandic cites and in Denmark as President Trump intensified his efforts to take control of the Arctic island.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Greenland, a country smart enough to recognize that putting Trump in charge would be an existential threat to their future. Must be nice
what in the henry roengardner float shit was that
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
what in the henry roengardner float shit was that
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If Bills-Broncos goes to OT, 49ers-Seahawks could get pushed back. That might make the timing of any pre-game pain blockers interesting
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
If Bills-Broncos goes to OT, 49ers-Seahawks could get pushed back. That might make the timing of any pre-game pain blockers interesting
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this is the way! tried twice to go further and realized not worth it!
This was like the first four episodes of the show and they never should have moved away from it; if you have never seen it I highly recommend just giving the first few hours a spin and then quitting
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
this is the way! tried twice to go further and realized not worth it!
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
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hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
incredible stuff - bear down!
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
incredible stuff - bear down!
these fellas gonna be so dang tired tomorrow
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
these fellas gonna be so dang tired tomorrow
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but matt why are you playing video games instead of watching the bears game
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
but matt why are you playing video games instead of watching the bears game
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
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She dresses like Judy Gemstone what the fuck are you on about
Column: Erika Kirk, a mother to two toddlers, continues to take on public-facing leadership duties while promoting traditional ideas about prioritizing marriage and motherhood.
Here’s how her clothes are attempting to walk the same line: https://wapo.st/3N3czMn
Here’s how her clothes are attempting to walk the same line: https://wapo.st/3N3czMn
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
She dresses like Judy Gemstone what the fuck are you on about